BY OLY
MY LIFE IS A CABARET
I live in fabulous Hoxton, the home of the wierd and the wonderful with two awesome housemates Liam and Jason and I work as a PA for an artist. I'm also slowly planning on taking over the world. My life revolves around fashion, music and performing, and my buddies.
My head is permanently in the clouds and I'm always schemeing and dreaming bigger things. Im as happy as a sandboy, as high as a kite, as drunk on life as a lord and full of the joys of spring. Generally very little gets my goat, except negitivity, lack of ambition, sweating the small stuff, Gail Platt, and a limited vocabulary.
My family mean the world to me. My muma and dadda treat me like a princess, my sisters Tasha and Charlie treat me like a best buddy and fashion stylist, my Grandma (Genya) treats me.....full stop. The men in my life are so important to me. My first main man is Harry - he's 80 years old and my hero. I love him to the ends of the world. Then there is my Boo and my Doly. Both are my ex's but we are bestest friends. Boo is the love of my life, my brother and my 'home' and Doly is my alter ego. He is my soul mate as well as the problem of my life. My big Bro Marc is the funniest guy i know and my super buddies Daniele and Philly are tip top and hot to trot.
I am an incurable optimist, I wanna escape into my imagination, I want to start revolutions, I wanna head for the hills and run away to sea. I want to live on love and shirt buttons.
Life is beautiful.
I love extravagence, I love Dance, Neons, over-sized sunglasses, androgeny, pop art, glitter, high tea, ripping up the dancefloor, saturday morning tv, eyeliner, making music videos, dressing up, make-believeing, pirates, karaoke, procrastinating picnics, random adventures, mini eggs, party eggs, pound puppies, excessive jewellery, theatre, people, singing, sixties fashion, hippies, smiling, pretty dresses, beads, power ballads, sparkly shoes, animal prints, waistcoats, ballgowns, tuna fish, steak, seabass, hoodwinking, skullduggery, scruffy little dogs, dancing around my room wen no one is watching, wine, musicals, bows, eighties glam, nineties old skool, accents, yawning, cuddles, having my eyes kissed, badges, the faraway tree, keyboard karaoke with mum, revolutions, Photography, skinny jeans, ties, ruffled shirts, tattoos, pale skin, piercings, whistles, biscuits, glam rock, men in makeup,...
Name: Victoria
Birthdate: 14th October 1983
Birthplace: Shoreham
Current Location: Worthing
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5ft 3
Weight: 7stone 2
Piercings: one in each ear
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: you littleminx
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy: Haribo Gold Bears
Number: 4
Color: Pink
Animal: Grizzly bear
Drink: Tea
Alcohol Drink: Grand Vina Sol
Bagel: Smoked Salmon and cream cheese
Letter: V
Body Part on Opposite sex: Bottom
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choc
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny...ha ha
Love or Money: Love....
YOUR...
Bedtime: hmmmm....various
Most Missed Memory: Late Uncle Mick teaching me to turn chewitts into bubble gum
Best phyiscal feature: Lips
First Thought Waking Up: sausages
Goal for this year: Go travelling lots.....
Best Friends: Daisy, Conor Shed, Daniele, Oly and Jaimie
Weakness: ...am attention seeker
Fears: The dark and Ghosts
Heritage: ??????
Longest relationship: 4 years...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yep yep yep
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been beaten up: Noooooo
Ever beaten someone up: Hee Hee...can u imagine? nooooo.....!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not as such
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Oh yes
Been Dumped Lately: nope.....
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Dark brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: Longish
Height: anything.....between 5ft4 to 6ft 4
Style: Stunning yet curious/wierd looking
Looks or Personality: Both....Looks first then personality
Hot or Cute eeeeek.....both really
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol....no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not a fatty
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: No regrets...they dont work...
What country do you want to Visit: Thailand
How do you want to Die: Heriocally
Been to the Mall Lately: The mall?! umm....been shopping....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes love them
Get along with your Parents: Very well....most of the time...
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: I should hope so
Believe in Yourself: Every step of the way
Want to go to College: been
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Of course
Been in Love: Yes!
Do you Sing: LA LA LA LA..............HELL YEAH
Want to get Married: Defo....
Do you want Children: of course....
Have your future kids names planned out: Afraid so....
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: .....?
Hate anyone: yep...Gail Platt from Corrie
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I GET BORED...........
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*Someone who doesnt judge someone before they even know them well enough.
*Someone to watch Saturday Morning TV with.
*Someone to head for the hills with
*Someone to wreak havock with
*Someone to hoodwink
*A word-smith to challenge
*Someone who won't accept my mini eggs if I offer them
*Someone to enjoy a shindig with
*Someone to have a midnight feast with.
Beatles, Elvis, Queen, Meatloaf, U2, Johnny Cash,
Bob Marley,Frank Sinatra, Dolly Parton, Judy Garland, A-Ha, Take That, Cold Play, The Long Blondes, The Futureheads, Mystery Jets, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Robbie Williams, Big Japan, Komakino, My Chemical Romance, The Puppini Sisters, The Feeling, The Clash, Rolling Stones, The Pippettes, The Horrors, The Kooks, Muse, The Vines, Tralala, The Libertines, Orson, Razorlight, The Killers, Magic Numbers, The Subways, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Holloways, Pigeon Detectives, CSS, Sunshine Underground, The Klaxons, New Young Pony Club, Patrick Wolf, David Bowie, Babyshambles, Fall out Boy, Remi Nicole, Los Campesinos, Of Montreal, The Thermals, Little Man Tate, We Smoke Fags, Emmy the Great, Tilly and the Wall, The Unicorns, New Pornographers, Goxxip, Le Tigre, Bullet for my Valentine, Joy Division, Blood Red Shoes, Maximo Park, Hotchip, The View,Fionn Regan, Ramones, Kings of Leon, The Maccabees, We are Scientists, Tom Jones, Aretha Frankln, Otis Reading, Franz Ferdinand, Bee Gees, Rolling Stones,Green Day ,Snow Patrol, Arctic Monkeys, Lost prophets,
...AND THE BIRDY HUNT! Check out their profile...Im manager extraordinaire...
Dirty Dancing, Labrynth,
Love Actually, Aladdin, Little Mermaid,
Half a Sixpence, Meet me in St Louis, Happy Gilmour,
Caddyshack, Brokeback Mountain, Hercules, Sister Act,
Moulin Rouge, Romeo and Juliet......