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About Me

I only like fitted sheets.

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My Interests

Chicken fights, Krav Maga, and studying the navies of the world.

I'd like to meet:

If I want to meet you, trust me, we'll meet. So chill.

Music:

Anything, as long as it's loud enough to piss off the neighbors.

Movies:

Tombstone, Wedding Crashers, that one movie where Mel Gibson led an oppressed people against a larger power and barely wins.

Television:

Don't really watch it, except the news.

Books:

Anything about how to be successful, like stuff by Robert Kiyosaki and Donald Trump.

Heroes:

Jesus, The Hoff, and midgets. In that order.

My Blog

You know what? Screw the whales!

Whales. What the f***? Apparently there's this huge movement to save these Corkies of the sea. Why? They don't do crap but swim around all day. Big whoop. I was doi...
Posted by The Hoseness on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:46:00 PST

I hope hippie isnt in the blood...

So apparently my sister has decided to become a tree hugging moron. Wait, I mean a hippie. Sorry bout that. I hope I didn't offend any tree hugging morons. (Like I would a...
Posted by The Hoseness on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:51:00 PST

I Love Analogies

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. His weathered face resembled improperly cured leather that wouldn't e...
Posted by The Hoseness on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

Stupid Hippies

If you have been watching the news lately, you have probably seen a lot of liberals decrying the war in Iraq. I have been in the United States Army for nearly 6 years now, and as such, you would...
Posted by The Hoseness on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST