Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double

About Me

im bad ass and i have a fat ass... however so do you. Im a little on the eddie grizwald side of life... Severe redneck nature but im smart too!!! atleast thats what the self help tapes tell me. lost 90 pounds in a year by doing what the ethiopians do... by putting down the fork and picking up a batter lifestyle. I think 4 door cars are the most ugly, looked down upon mode of transportation and shouldnt be driven by any sane person. Well all my freinds got on and bitched me out that i need to get on my space... and assured me that computers are safe... and that theres no way that i will catch aids off of somebody by registering.

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My Interests

heres what i find interesting...Hooking a flamethrower to everything i touch and never getting busted...even when the cops are tapping the window of my car with their night sticks and huge plumes of blue and yellow fire is spewing out my exhaust. i also find pennys ammusing... i toss them out my car window because theres nothing else you can do with them...besides a 1 cent joke turns into a 200 dollar fix... man im a jerk.

I'd like to meet:

Jarred from subway and kick his ass. no one likes to see an ex fat guy making money off of eating. I would also like to meet god so that i dont burn in hell...Brian setzer, joe walsh, Bradley nowell, and paul mcartney would be cool. Theres always chris farely... love that dude. Id also like to meet some person... of the opposite sex that doesnt slap a restraining order on me in the first 5 seconds that she met me...id also like to meet peter griffin(ha ha) or how about jack black, ben stiller?

Music:

put it this way...NOT DISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A little rap is cool but for me... redneck southern rock all the way... pretty much the whole dukes of hazzard soundtrack... with the exception of that cock tease jessica simpson... or that wrinkled old willie. Dont git me wrong, jessica simpson is hot... but i feel jessica tandy would have made a much better daisy duke ;)

Movies:

Anything with... um... hmmm.......... VINCE VAUGHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Car chase movies and what kinda guy doesnt appreciate an old fassioned, raid your dads closet porn from the 70's where the men had afros on every appendage of the body.

Television:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bobbo
Birthday: Aug. 8 1983
Birthplace: volkswagon
Current Location: on the shitter
Eye Color: i stabben 1 eye with a knife.... so red
Hair Color: fuckin grey... 22 and grey
Height: 5 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends which girl im thinkin of... ow misunderstood the question
Your Heritage: Id have to say jerry springer
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stanley steel toe
Your Weakness: Good smile
Your Fears: The 40 year old virgin will be my documentary
Your Perfect Pizza: throw a gallon of gas on it and watch it burn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: only using 1 bathroom scale... dieting sucks but its workin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: did you block me again?
Thoughts First Waking Up: well i aint dead yet...AN I LATE FOR WORK?
Your Best Physical Feature: ABILITY TO DRAG A CHAIR AROUND WITH MY STOMACH
Your Bedtime: after i crank a few out
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Rockstar
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ill take that dairy queen...no not hannah flo... or that little wendy bitch
Single or Group Dates: ill take either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which would be easite to blow up?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: energy pills
Do you Smoke: no way in hell so dont even try stu
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: some people call it squeeling
Do you Shower Daily: id like to shower hourly
Have you Been in Love: love is a strong word... i thought i did once but nope
Do you want to go to College: nope... adhd sux
Do you want to get Married: maybe to america... send me to iraq...
Do you belive in yourself: I feel no one else does most of the time...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: who would... ladies would need to drink a keg and get some serious beer goggles on
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i can fly a kite
Do you play an Instrument: kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Famodine and protonix baby... heartburn's a bitch
In the past month have you gone on a Date: in the past 22 years... no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: malls are for losers... what am i saying read this survey
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: god yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: i gotta hook up first
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah... whoops
How do you want to Die: big fuckin shootout with the cops... wow even i didnt see that one coming
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: skinny
What country would you most like to Visit: southern cuntry
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'5''-6' 0''
Weight: what guy likes a fat chick
Best Clothing Style: edelbrock and summit racing(only 2 i know of
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0... stoners are loser fucks with no selfdrive or willpower
Number of CDs I own: none, i got all yours
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all the regretable ones
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Books:

Myspace for dummies And how to drift a dodge sprinter

Heroes:

Bobcat goldthwait!!!!! Captain random, and stiffler!!!!!!

My Blog

freind survey

..> ..TR> Put your name in the comments of this blog and I will:1. I’ll respond with something random about you.2. I’ll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I’ll p...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:35:00 PST

god damn emo kids!!!!!!!!

so im at a party tonight. lets just say a nice set of legs, a pretty face and a rack talked me into it. Who knew???Anybody who knows what an emo kid is knows the feeling i got. this low sinking feelin...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

Woohoo!!! another step towards victory

well i was at werk today, and my pants kept falling off... so, i had to punch another hole in my belt... you know the one i got for christmas??? yeah, that one, so im still dropping it, although its c...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:14:00 PST

A question that you have wondered in the back of your head about me. well heres the answer

so if you havent notice i have a weight problem... no big deal, ive learned to live with it. people have no legs and get around just fine... im a fat guy its in my genetics, what a fucking cop ou...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

Almost 24 nothing to show except for bad luck and the best freinds in the world!!This means you

So i was thinking today, and all night, i cant sleep, got too much on my mind. good memories of the past, bad ones and things i could have done different, things i should have done and could have done...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:06:00 PST

Movie ideas

Cartoon: so these 2 eyes open looking around...they belong to this white mass and theyre looking around only to find its trapped in a caccoon. a mouth appears and the thing starts panicing, ...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST

first "real" drunken blog entry!!!!!!!!

Ok 10 shots of 151... No backspacing here. so here we go... um... start, how captain random start...ok, whats cool, yo yo, ok walk the dog, thank god for jonnys dog rubbie roo, that fucker is go...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST

The Truth about Bobbo

Bobbo... a mix between... um, nevermind. The guy who sells me paintballs used to be my substitute bus driver, and it was right about the time the show bobby's world came out.You know howie mandell, he...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST

Drunken story

i was watching the news the other day about a farmer who all of a sudden has crop circlesand repeated cow tippings is giving a statement to a local reporter amd bam...this tornadohits... the reporter ...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

How to install flamethrowers on your car

First straight pipe your car...out the sides or the back or wherever. Single exhaust doesnt shoot any further of a flame, it all depends on how big of a motor your carb has under it. My entire ignitio...
Posted by Bobbo... a.k.a. john travoltas stunt double on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:53:00 PST