Feeble Old Men |
INT. CANADIAN TIRE. SUNDAY AFTERNOON.CHIN is in a check-out line-up twenty people deep. In front of him an OLD-MAN has a basket containing, three piles of toilet paper, two cut keys, lightbulbs, tooth...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:12:00 PST |
Two Old Ladies in a Waiting Room |
INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM. 6:03 AM.Two old ladies, both in their late sixties-early seventies sit beside each other in a large waiting room in the admitting area of a hospital. Scattered sparse...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:16:00 PST |
Bam a Lam |
A Random HaikuSweet beans Mrs. WongPanache is not a cool wordEither is rectum ...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:18:00 PST |
Fake as Fuck |
Nip/TuckHung out in a plastic surgeons office the other day.Concordant to popular belief, all the receptionists in the office were stacked.Especially the "Butter-Faces". ...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST |
Spring Training! |
In an attempt to boost sagging attendance, Major League Baseball’s Tampa Bay "Devil Rays", will now be known simply as "the Rays."The change is due in no small part to Christian Fundamentalists&...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:31:00 PST |
Strangers in a Box Talk About Birth Control |
INT. PRIVATE BOX-SUITE HOCKEY ARENA. LATE-NIGHTDRUNK-DOUCHE - early thirties, shaved head concealing receding hairline - is drunk as fuck leaning against a liquor cabinet and having a conversation wit...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST |
...and that’s why you shouldn’t skip class. |
I skipped school to go to work today.The following is what transpired.4:30pm - Warm-up car.4:40pm - Leave the house for work.4:43pm - En-route to work, find out my rear-driver's side tire is flat.4:44...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST |
German Chicks are Fucked Up. |
The More You KnowContrary to popular belief, gnawing on a man's foreskin does not constitute foreplay. ...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST |
Bar Fly |
Blue CollarMet a drunk in a bar today.He lectured my pool team on the merits of truck-driving in Japan,The dangers of punching through glass-windows,And the benefits of working hard and respecting our...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST |
Xenu is My Lord and Saviour. |
Universal Truth, Number: 8356Scientology is fucked up.Seriously. ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST |
