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worstpersonever

are you a mexi-can or a mexi-can't?

About Me

i'm greater than x and lesser than y. i secretly (and now oh-so-publically) would like to be juno - sans the whole bun in the oven part. oh, and i heart whoever came up with the idea of cakes and pies. MyGen Smashing Porcelina

My Interests

the mechanics of emotion, who we are when we're not standing in front of each other, if ryan adams or adam duritz ever experience inner joy, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

see heroes (mine, not the show). add a dash of matthew gray gubler and a dollop of michael cera. ps. enjoy the ladies..

Music:

well, there's the oft listened to and then those that get a few plays, but here goes: the band, fiona apple, red hot chili peppers, eddie vedder, sia, ray lamontagne, jack johnson, bjork, kim taylor, kate havnevik, ben folds, modest mouse, pearl jam, damien rice, rufus wainwright, inara george, ani difranco, ryan adams, black crowes, counting crows (pre-hard candy), the police, jem, rolling stones, bob dylan, kanye west, outkast, jimi hendrix, talib kweli, susan tedeschi, grace fucking potter, ben harper, zero 7, massive attack, etc.

Movies:

most recent: once. i ached over into the wild. in a similar manner stands: brokeback mountain, almost famous, juno, the hours, waking life, stage beauty, eternal sunshine, dancer in the dark, donnie darko, stand by me, before sunrise, before sunset, mojave phone booth, i heart huckabees, fight club... i also like the light: house of yes, mallrats,goonies, empire records, dazed and confused, 10 things, boondock saints, suicide kings, office space, reality bites, big lebowski...

Television:

house. (ahhh..the witty repartee) and scrubs. oh, and the daily show. and hello, have we mentioned the gilmore girls? all a girl can say is tv on dvd...yes please.

Books:

most recent: a tale of two cities by mr. charles dickens himself

Heroes:

people who are honest with themselves.

My Blog

damn it

i cede. i like a colbie caillet song. a colbie caillet song i heard on an episode of "the hills."i'm not sure what this says about me. actually, i'm pretty sure i do.. think of me what you will, p...
Posted by worstpersonever on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:30:00 PST

five GO-OLD rings (as sung by eddie)

authoritAWESOME - new favorite word.between michael phelps, the ladies of gymnastics, and the daily show's coverage, i am awash in olympic goodness. oh, and throw in ryan lochte; i don't know what it...
Posted by worstpersonever on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:22:00 PST

words when words wont do

i remember stumbling on a band the summer after my college freshman year, walking around sharon woods during some festival. there was this pure undecorated voice singing on the porch of an old house-...
Posted by worstpersonever on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:33:00 PST

does anyone still slip ’n slide?

so my summer line up of shows is under way... i'm booked solo for the susan tedeschi/derek trucks show in july; my birthday present to myself. can't wait for that - 11th row center, beer will be in ...
Posted by worstpersonever on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:42:00 PST

once

rent it, see it, and fall right in love with it.this isn't a cheat, i just have nothing else to say about it that the songs don't do infinitely more justice.falling slowly, eyes that know meand I cant...
Posted by worstpersonever on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

14 seconds ’till sunrise

another road song. well, we're back to a grey day after a weekend of sun and fairer temperatures. and so it goes..i'm in one of those moods where you put on a certain record, and it frames everythin...
Posted by worstpersonever on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:53:00 PST

time to get your crayons and your pencils

PICTURE PAGES! haHA! i knew a show existed where bill cosby had the coolest pen that made sweet noises while he used it to draw/write all kinds of things, and thanks to the commentary in juno, i stu...
Posted by worstpersonever on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:58:00 PST

on tongue-tied and fiending (on donner and blitzen!..)

and i’m already laughing over my last blog because case in point, i tripped over my words yesterday while ordering coffee. and why is that jess, could it be the lack of caffeine causing your li...
Posted by worstpersonever on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

somewhere between the veld and half way home

so here’s what i know. the pictures i just put up -- i will be making those faces when i’m sixty, hands down. as i get older and still can’t be serious when taking a picture of mys...
Posted by worstpersonever on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

a bee bop a loo wop and you dont stop

what the fuck is it about a good song? goddamn, when it rains it pours, cause i feel surrounded by them right now. to which i say, hell yes. (sorry about the excessive cussing, i’m just ridin...
Posted by worstpersonever on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST