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rhy

What is the Buddha?

About Me

I am composed of approximately 72% water, have stereoscopic vision and opposable thumbs. Folding socks is my least favorite chore. I avoid eating things that are blue.

My Blog

Colorado Museum of Contemporary Art - A Comment in Limerick

Hibbily Bibbily ArtMoney Funny FartWith the coin of my throneIt could hang in my homeElse it should crumble to dirt.
Posted by rhy on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:24:00 PST

voice

I'm waiting. I'm waiting for that macaroni picture you were going to make for me. The one you said that was going to have you and me holding hands with a smiley-faced sun. "I do wonders with glitt...
Posted by rhy on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

The Argument of the Beard: Number of Hawk Sounds to Enlightenment

I had just finished a trip to the local Stop-and-Rob to pick up Pepsi and cigarettes for the baby. I dropped by Bocaza on the way home where, upon arrival, I popped in a DVD to watch for all of twen...
Posted by rhy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:55:00 PST

Walking

Ida, when we were walking in the park today, I reached out to touch you then remembered that we were not lovers. I beamed inside while you laughed and startled as bull frogs leaped from their hidden p...
Posted by rhy on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST

News From a Gray Cubicle 2, Emoticons: A Modest Proposal or Emotiprop

With the evolution of Emoticons (emotion (plus) console), those sequences of characters meant to express facial expressions; I've become overwhelmed and frankly confused as to the particular flavo...
Posted by rhy on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:08:00 PST

News From a Gray Cubicle 1

One of my cube neighbors at the office talks to her self. She does it at a barely audible level so that only the 's' sounds carry. Ive taken a couple of counts and estimate that she does it about 144 ...
Posted by rhy on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:05:00 PST

Firefox and Adblock plug

One thing, and there arent that many, that really chaps my tattooed white ass, is commercials. I am constantly inundated by any null space on which some marketing group thinks appropriate to slap the ...
Posted by rhy on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:32:00 PST

Clickety Click

Click click click typing words out my asshole. Words words words the things of Ritual.Function follows form, a chase perpetual.Shades of gray interpreting protocol.Ice and knowledge, accused of know i...
Posted by rhy on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:39:00 PST

Note to self...

Open my throat, whiskey and buck shot.The gun to my head, I pull the trigger, letting it bounce around, perpetual motion machine. Pith yourself, you stupid fucker - write some love poetry. Tom Waits a...
Posted by rhy on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:23:00 PST

No, It's Not All Good by William Lawrence Edmunds III

No, It's Not All Good by William Lawrence Edmunds IIIThere are no towels in the boat house for Christ's sake. My wife is screwing the pool guy who's screwing my secretary who's screwing me and my pock...
Posted by rhy on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 03:40:00 PST