Dolly Fucking Parton

once upon a time in a galaxy far away in a region called the horse head Nebulus there was a orphanage called magrathea, it was a home for the outerspace parentless organisms (including alien plants) I can't remember much except the two oversized two headed hippo nuns that let me suckle on their nipples and my roommate who was a rare breed of pond scum that had teeth...one day on my 14th birthday I got shipped to earth in a box with nothing but string cheese and teen magazines...I arrived on the door step of these really nice but really stoned mexican family they took me in feed me lots of beans and tortillas and insisted that I take their name....after that, it was smooth sailing except a few run ins with a catholic school principle... I generally don't use my intergalactic powers on the earthlings except when they piss me off, I have found a group of people at a tattoo shop called twisted sol, who don't seem to mind that I have gills and torets syndrome...so I call them "home"and I play guitar and washboard in a hillbilly country crabgrass band named DEVIL'S BACKBONE REVIVAL...... and I am learning to play the banjo I am currently in love and loving it