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Kellys Boyfriend

Two things on my mind; Paul Newman and a ride home

About Me

Gary's a good guy, supposively. I've been feeding peoples heads with that shit for years. So long I've even started to believe it myself. A very close person once told me I was a WHORE FOR ATTENTION. Now if you know me, if you honestly KNOW me, you can't argue that. I've want to be everything to everyone without the realization that I can't. Hence I've tried to be a good friend and a loving guy while all the time I'm just handing out political parsons while looking out for No.1. Don't get me wrong. There is no intention on shitting on everyone who gets close to me with dishonesty. I've just used it as a crutch to spread myself out. The same reason I've sported myself as a human ashtray of temption. I'd like to say I can change, but I've been cursed with an extremely charismatic personality. Top notch. I like to call it the ol' "Clayton Charm." The same reason my ol' man couldn't hold down a wife, job, or permanent residence. But you know what? I love that son of a bitch to death. The same reason you'll fall in love with me. After all, Gary's a good guy. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

The St. Louis Rams, beautiful machines, and improving the current situation. I like flan.

I'd like to meet:

Barry Sanders and The Holy Spirit. Hans Solo and Jimi Hendrix. Micheal Irvin, Nicole Sullivan and Flipper. Oh yea, and Bruce.

Music:

Some MJG&Eightball with a touch of Johnny Cash

Movies:

First: Dazed and Confused Second: all the other good shit

Television:

SportsCenter

Books:

The Bible and some shit on Yoga

Heroes:

Any God fearing person with a descent sense of values