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Gretchen

My soul was removed to make room for all the sarcasm.

About Me

I'm happily married to my best friend. No, not Monica or Jackie. haha. My husband Scott is an amazing husband and father and I love him with all my heart. He has always been there for me. He knows the real me and loves me because of it! What more could a girl want??!!

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My Interests

I love music. I love ALL music. I think that people who say they HATE an entire genre are ridiculous. I mean, really, how can you POSSIBLY know that you hate every single song from that style? I think Tipper Gore is a MORON. Things that interest me: medicine (both homeopathic AND pharmaceutical) and anything related to it, criminal psychology, and sociology, people watching, Grape Nuts, hiking, going to concerts, singing karaoke, talking on the phone, playing The Sims, shopping, working out, burning incense while listening to Enya, the smell of the desert after it rains, laying out in the sun, jumping on the trampoline, reading books, hearing different languages, biology, John Edward, Italy, dogs, getting letters, planting flowers, cooking, taking super long and extra hot showers, football, clouds, sunsets, motorcycles, ATVs, driving fast, spicy food and hot tea with honey.
Things I DON'T like: Bugs, stupid people, liars, Presidential speeches that interrupt my regularly scheduled programs, dry skin and snow.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp,
Orlando Bloom,
and Andy Garcia.And Hayden Christensen. Yum.

Music:

I love all music. There is something beautiful to be appreciated in every genre.

Movies:


Juno, Transformers, Elizabethtown, all the Harry Potter movies, Gone with the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Life of David Gale, Lord of the Rings especially the second one. I also like Dude Where's My Car, The Sixth Sense, Just Like Heaven, The Butterfly Effect, Napoleon Dynamite, pretty much every Disney movie ever made, Final Destination, Bridges of Madison County, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Flight Plan, The Holy Grail, Friday and of course Pirates of the Carribean, Secret Window, Gilbert Grape, Benny and Joon and everything else w/ Johnny Depp...

Television:

Holmes on homes, Bones, House, Miami and LA ink, pretty much anything on Discovery Channel. Forensic files, American Idol..

Books:

Anything by Steinbeck or Thoreau. Shakespere, Koontz, King, Sparks...

Heroes:

People who aren't afraid to say what they think...but do it with class.

My Blog

My celebrity look-alikes

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Posted by Gretchen on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

My heart aches and I’m not sure why...

There are people whom I have crossed paths with in my life that are no longer a part of it for various reasons. Some have passed away. Others have betrayed my trust. Last, there are a couple who have ...
Posted by Gretchen on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

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Posted by Gretchen on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

My letter to the editor

There was a huge write up on the front page of the West Valley View newspaper this morning. It wasn't about the tragic shootings in WV. It wasn't about terrorism, gang violence, nor the war in Iraq. I...
Posted by Gretchen on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST

0530 comes early baby!!!

So, I enrolled in a fitness class at school because I was short 2 credits for my degree. The only aerobics classes they have that would work for me are at 0600!!!!!!! DAMN! That means I have to leave ...
Posted by Gretchen on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

Don't buy Isuzu!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so pissed off I can't believe the trouble this company has caused me with their faulty product and poor workmanship!!! Please feel free to read on or just know that Isuzu makes CRAP! Since a mont...
Posted by Gretchen on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:16:00 PST

Kind of depressing..not really...just ramblings of me...

Do you ever think about the future? I mean REALLY think about it? I think about the fact that all my life, older people have warned me that life goes by quick, to enjoy every minute of it. I think abo...
Posted by Gretchen on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:08:00 PST

Attack on America

Before you read this blog, view this: http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=d82ea7ac-84e8-4132-95a1-42 68b3e312e5&t=s2&f=06/64&p so that you know what I'm talking about. I'm sitting here with ...
Posted by Gretchen on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:37:00 PST

Janis Joplin; Bar fights; and SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!

Last night was a blast. Except one part. Once again, my big mouth almost started some serious shit at a local bar. First of all, let me say, "Fuck the Native New Yorker in Avondale." Why? Originally ...
Posted by Gretchen on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST

Chuck Norris

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Posted by Gretchen on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST