About Me
I’m a joyful nihilist. As a child I wanted to be a mafia hit-man. Or maybe a genetic engineer, so I could create a race of lizard people to take over the world.
My cat, MonkeyHead, hates you and everything you stand for. She mentioned something about cutting your brake lines so I had to shoot her with the squirt gun. Now she’s pouting on the windowsill and giving me dirty looks. Thanks a Lot!I wish I could punch Nietzsche square in the nuts. Sartre too, but I’d have to sneak up on him. He once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
