melanie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I turn thirty this year and to celebrate I feel I need to throw a large, dope party. And no large, dope party would be complete without a mechanical bull! Due to lack of funds the "bull" will probably be homemade- so anyone with knowledge of DYI mechanical bull making- please, I need your help.I can only imagine that this party may bring "Flaming Bag Head" back out of retirement....but only if the kids are in bed.More to come as we get closer to May.Start doing your squats, first one in ass-less chaps wins!

My Interests

Iron City Beer, perogies, democrats, mullet spotting. Teaching my kids the dangers of wearing a mullet. Mama, don't let your babies grow up to wear mullets. Willie Nelson rocks.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends and Loretta Lynn

Music:

Oh Crap, this is where I'll lose my edge. Neil Diamond. Willie Nelson. Stevie Nicks (of course) 80's hair metal rock ballads. Tribe Called Quest. Desmond Dekker. And all that new-fangled Death Cab for Frijoles crap these young punks are listening to. I listen to that, too. My eight track collection should be in the Smithsonian.

Movies:

male

Television:

female

Books:

I can read, what's your point? Sorry, just bitter because most of my reading comes from the author Dr. Suesse. Although I'll Teach my Dog a Hundred Words is truly life changing.

Heroes:

Stevie Nicks and the Buick LaSabre....a damn fine auto.And of course, my hereos have always been cowboys.