uncle bill

hello my name is uncle bill. you can call me the phantom i am 51 and live with my sister jamie and her family. i have spent about half my life in prison and i am all about fuckimg the system over. i love five finger discounts, romantic dinners, and long walks on the beach. most people think of me as a story teller and one of the most funniest persons they have ever met. i do indeed love to make fun of faggots. i am also a official member of the james gang.i also was in the witness protection program for a couple years aka rocky ramano also known as billy burges . and lard ass , my sell mate use to call me angel pie .I love to take showers with my fellow inmates when im in the pen makes time go by faster when ur having funI shot al capone twiceescaped from alcatraz when i was 23 . I enjoy stealing birds at petco swipeing dogs and shooting cats and dogs withs nephews bb gun i love to get squirel traps and when i catch them i blast on them niggas with my paintball gun thats most of my life i dont do alot i love little house on the prarie and love perks oxy cotten benidrill and all other shit that get me ill ur own uncle bill . I use to be a braller when i was a young lad bangin on niggas like every day stealin there lunch money shoes any thing they had i was kicked out of every public school in worcester Ma fo sho .I was a member of the hells angels for a short time but them niggas is snitches. Uncle bill holds it down in ware. I love steal shit from walmart and make fun of the faggots there its like they atract faggots at that place . I was raised in worcester county jail learned every thing i know their im gonna pass on my trade.