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Clever Chloe*

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

{I took that picture up there.
The one of the beach...
That was a terrible day}

"You look like you were built for me
You talk like you want to steal my drink
YOU KISS LIKE YOU ALREADY CAME
And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game."

"i've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better..."
...fuck ....you.
karma, is not nearly enough of a bitch.

My name is Chloë.

I am Irish, Scottish and Egyptian.
I've been told I have "bedroom eyes" because of it all.

Simply I am me. or trying to be. It's hard not to get lost amongst the traffic but I make my way through.

Writer's block is hard.
Painter's block is worse.

How am I supposed to be creative if I can't get the thoughts through my fingers?

I like chalk and sidewalks when they mix.
Alone they're just okay.

I won't paint on the edges because the colors won't blend.

You should stop and look at the scenery.
You should memorize it because everyday is a new theme.

I'm not sure how I feel about small talk.
Depends why I need it.

I am a capricorn.
I know when to follow and I know when to lead.

I love Virgos, Tauruses and my certain Leos ...
Watch our for Pisces. They'll break your heart.
I'd like to know you're sign.

I like my sunroof.
I like it more with some reggae and a good mood in the passenger seat.

Smoking is the devil..
but I get more work breaks then you.

I miss what I had.
But I need what I have.

My best friend is a Tennesse Walker named Pluto.

It's hard for me to trust you.

It's not a lie.
If you believe it.

I don't like having to baby-sit self proclaimed adults.

I like movies with happy endings.

I like citrus drinks. No girlie bullshit for me.
I do like the cherry and the umbrella though.

I try to do what I feel but I get lost in self doubt.

I love Publix subs.
I wished they made them up here.

I want Mr. Big to chase after me.

I have a cat that stares at me in the window when she wants in.

I have a crush on Jesse Palmer.
look him up.

I have seen every 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' episode more then 10 times.
Seriously.

I'm pretty sure I do know everything.

I'd love to do a SoCo and Lime with you.
I know Kristin wouldn't mind one either.

"Everybody's got to believe in something.. and I believe I'll have another beer"
-- saying of my life.

When I crush...
I crush it hard.

It doesn't matter what we do.
Just as long as I do it with you.

I want to travel.
I want to travel everywhere.
I want you to go with me...
... so niether of us will be lonely.

I sleep a lot.

By the way. I'm right handed.

“If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.”

he grabbed my face while no one looked and kissed me...
hahmmmm...

Music:

Music is everything... I like it all.

Movies:

i love movies! "Boondock Saints", "Valley Girl" (1983 Nicolas Cage-- Hollywood punk meets Valley techno girl... it's adorable.) Every Superman movie or show. literally. "I

Television:

i looooove 'smallville'. superman has been a big part of my growing up life and the fact that such a man as tom welling was born is like a gift from heaven but i will always be there for my buffy.. 'buffy the vampire slayer' is honestly the love of my television life. i love the plastic surgery shows, the cooking shows, car shows (like overhaulin' and wrecks to riches. they're just awesome) but like i said i'ma movie girl but i can be easily amused with basically anything.

Books:

Book of my life: The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman
His Dark Materials
When you read it and not just see the movie -- you will understand.. everything.
now don't get me wrong i love to read but i get so jumbled in the book store bc of the wide selection but i can always trust my cousins meaghan & bronwyn to point me in the right direction. so actually you can call them my book managers. :) maybe i could hire them if i ever write mine.

Heroes:

My family and my self made family.
Anyone who can hold thier head up through life's challenges and still hold smile.

My Blog

I am pretty much certain...

..tr> ... that I have lost my mind.I am becomi...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

bitter-LESS.

Holla. Gs. Life is different from my last terrible feeling post. Things are so much better. No stupid boys. Money is "rolling" in but out -- cause I have bills. For the record Alyssa made my birthday....
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST

call me BITTER.

What happened to the "good ol' days"? I see nothing good about the ones I'm in right now. Do you remember when your birthday was a big deal? And your parents would invite everyone you knew and their p...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:24:00 PST

Florida’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

So. The day started bad when a guy I was seeing - and really liked- sent me a text message saying that our relationship was alcohol influenced and he didn't like that.. okay.. 21 year old military guy...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

The Silly Nilly Song.

so i heard you pumped patty?so i hear you bumped betty?really? don't be silly, billywarsh yer willy so it's out: you plugged peggy?didja shout you fucked fanny?from behind?really? don't be picadill...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:56:00 PST

Check out this video: Beer Pong Anthem

Check out this video: Beer Pong Anthem Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

The Problem with Boredom.

I think I understand it. The act of knowing you could do something... like clean, eat, smoke or even masturbate. But you don't. You sit and wait for something to come to you.   I should write a b...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Ramblings of a Drunk.. {Dare I Say... }

"Ramblings".. yes. But most of what I say is just that. but I know the picture that I speak of... So Read all that you can.. Scan if you wish. The spelling is not always right. I hope you enjoy what I...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

touch me.

my mind is racing. but where to stop? your fingers on my side, gliding up. i gasp. i yearn. i pray that you'll find what i need with out a word. you whisper but i hear nothing. moments are hours, but...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

Ghostride the Volvo

Ghostride the Volvo Add to My Profile | More Videos   how adorable are these boys? expecially the one on the left... ow. ...
Posted by Clever Chloe* on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST