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Alex

Fuck it

About Me

I'm a dork. I dig dork things. Batman is my hero. Dark, jaded characters with a chip on their shoulder generally inspire me. Music is a vice, volleyball is a driving force, writing is a hobby, and working passes the time. I blog what I write, but my rants as a snarky porn clerk have proven to be the most popular out of the lot: feel free to subscribe. I'm lazy. I'm usually late to everything and I'm a slob. I will never pretend to be anything else, except maybe the occasional hero. Currently I'm in the limbo of my dreams and indecisive nature, as I lack the motivation to advance beyond the rut of living life one day at a time.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Aah. I see. This is where you want dirty details. Well, if you want the grunge, send me a message. This might be a cheap way to start some silly banter. Or at least say we hate each other.

I'd like to meet:

Friends are a dime a dozen here. I use my space for people who are truly my friends, not to market your bullshit. (There are exceptions to this, as I am a firm supporter of the sex industry. Ahem.) I have a boyfriend. I don't want to meet your sloppy ass to hook up. FUCK YOU. Please note that new friends are welcomed, though only with the understanding that I'm in this for FRIENDS and not because I think your face is pretty. Genuine people only, please. However, if you're a hot chick, I might reconsider because frankly I am a disgusting womanizer and I like girls. Attribute this fault (or awesome quality. whatever) to years of Pavlovian conditioning.

Music:

People who say they love everything are probably lying to you. Cats that I dig are including, but not limited to: 50, Albinoni, Al Green, Anita Baker, Atmosphere, Ben Harper, Big Tymers, Bilal, Bjork, Cake, Ciara, Common, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Diana Krall, Elbow,Eels, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliot Goldenthal, Garbage, Gorillaz, Hans Zimmer, HEART, India Arie, James Horner, Jay Z, Jem, JET, Johnathan Larson, John Legend, John Williams, Joss Stone, Jude, Kanye West, Kidney Thieves, Kurt Elling, Linkin Park,Lupe Fiasco, Massive Attack, Memphis Bleek, Mudvayne, Muse, My Chemical Romance, NIN, Pat Benetar, Paul Oakenfold, POE, Portishead, Ray Charles, Royksop, Sade, Sheryl Crow, Snow Patrol, Stevie Wonder, Tiesto, The Bravery, The Crystal Method, The Killers, TOOL, Usher, Weezer

Movies:

Oh ho ho ho. This is the meat. This is where we come to find the true rise of dorkdom prowess, as I am a true nerd of dork-defying caliber. All heed, or step down from the mighty throne that is movie-nerd! (DunDunDun!) Titles that promote the slaughter of my brain cells and vision are: Fight Club, Crimson Tide, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, LoTR, Alien Quadrilogy, Predator (1 and 2. I care not what you say! Both are fantastic!) The Ref, The Usual Suspects, Shaun of The Dead, Boondock Saints, Kill Bill Vol 1, Pitch Black & The Chronicles of Riddick, The Wedding Crashers, The Red Violin, As Good As It Gets, I

Television:

Eh. This I don't watch. If I HAD to choose though, I would enjoy sitting through endless episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David = Genius.

Books:

House of Leaves (Mark Z Daniekewski), STIFF (Mary Roach), Forensic Anthropology: The Structure, Morphology, and Variation of Human Bone and Dentition (Mahmoud Y. El-Najjar, Ph.D. & K. Richard McWilliams Ph. D)The Art of War, (Tzu), Anything by Lee Child (The Enemy, Persuader, One Shot, Die Trying, etc. etc. All are Jack Reacher novels. o_O Man, I love that killer.)

Heroes:

The Jack Bauers, Sam Fishers, Jack Reachers of the world. Bill Bass for his innovative body farms and Sun Tzu. Tobias

My Blog

Hanging out with friends. [photoblog]

Here's a slide show that Michelle made of us being retards throughout the night. I did pretty decently at playing pool for once, because I actually won against Guerrin, though I think he was being con...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:35:00 PST

Battle of The Bands, Black Rag and Jenna Presley.

Had myself a good time at Battle of the Bands last night with some Black Rag folks. Finally got to meet Nina and Travis, as well as OJ. My boys Tone and Chris were looking out for me, as usual. Thanks...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

Join my pity party!

Man. This is a learning lesson. Let's all take a moment to repeat the following: "I will not talk shit about Mucous Face because in response Mucous Face will kick my fucking ass."   That sa...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Dear (wah wah wah) Online Journal

Wha Wha Online Journal,   I'm fucking sick. I'm not talking about puking in the toilet, someone hold my hair, I can't see straight, vomiting sick. I'm talking about one wrong look I'm dizzy, thr...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

Tobias Memorial (Photos)

Tobias was fucking awesome.       When I found him, he was living beneath my house with a litter of feral cats. I imagine that this period of his life is where he managed to acquire F...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

Fuck

I put Tobias down today. He wasn't doing so well. He had a malignant tumor in his mouth that was rotting the tissue. We had the option of finding a surgeon, but it would involve removing half of his f...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

what happens when you don't have anger management

this is my left hand. note the fine bone structure.     this is my right hand after drilling the floor once and then two weeks later doing it again. I think i've learned my lesson. note th...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

Vacation Synopsis of Badassedry (Photos too.)

My vacation was bad-fucking-ass. Here's a quick synopsis in case you folks give a shit. I apologize now for not calling everybody, and or not getting to hang out with everyone that I had in mind. =/ M...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

Halloween @ work: photos. (SOMUCHFUNbutnotreally)

Uh. So here are some photos from work last night. I had some friends visit, most of whom avoided my camera (or I just plain forgot to take pictures) but I did manage to get some shots of my make up, m...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

Life Update: When life gives you an orange...

Here is an update, assuming that any of you give two shits (or maybe three).   I've been playing volleyball and working out like crazy. Here is the fruit of my efforts. http://i20.photobucket.co...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST