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Christian

Ladies, come here and learn how to go crazy... http://media.skoopy.com/flash/flash_0046.swf

About Me

6 ft 2 with a size 12 shoe. http://www.myspace.com/lazerskull

My Interests

Music, drawing, design, writing, cartoons, blunts, food, breathing, and other fun and or boring stuff.

I'd like to meet:

My future band mates and some beautiful Middle Eastern women. HUBBA HUBBA!!

Music:

I think this shit is pretty cool...

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Movies:

Superbad, Bad Boys (the one with Sean Penn),Grandma's Boy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film (the parts I was awake for), Groundhog Day, The Departed, Coming To America, Swingers, The Wedding Crashers, The Ringer, Las Caguamas Ninja, shit with Luis De Alba, and saaaamthing.

Television:

Rocky's Saloon: Come In And Get Stoned...

Books:

I don't really read much. Sorry, intellectualists.

Heroes:

Mi hermana.

My Blog

Who else saw this coming?

Who here hasn't seen 'Superbad'? It's an awesome movie. I recommend everyone go see it twice. What isn't awesome is how everyone and their dog is gonna change their display name to McLovin. It's just ...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Internet: A Place for Idiots

Tampon flute? Ninja sings 'Chocolate Rain'? Evil chihuahua bath? WHAT THE FUCK?! Are people so mother fucking starving for attention that they gotta be posting up dumb videos like that to get people's...
Posted by Christian on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

Gangs are cool...

... until you get hit up by one. That's what I think about when I see all these fucking idiots on Myspace throwing up their fake gang signs like it's all good. If you don't participate in gang activit...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

Ayy Dawgs!!!

Damn!!! I did it again. I went out last night and I don't remember much. Luckily I didn't wake up in Tijuana next to a donkey with painted stripes and a pile of cocaine.
Posted by Christian on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

Street FIghter Alpha

Wow!!! What a night!!! I saw a dude getting his dick sucked across the street, an emo dude taking a nap in the middle of the street, an Iraqi join the allied forces, and DNA went down on Dunks. Could...
Posted by Christian on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

( o )( o )

Is it normal for a girl to let you grab her boobs, but not let you scam on her? Girls these days...
Posted by Christian on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST

Donald Trump's are going down

"Ya fi-yaad!" Damn! I got fired today from babysitting/selling cars. I didn't sell shit for damn near two monthes. Faaaaack it. Life goes on.
Posted by Christian on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

Top 8!!!

I made Gamma Ray's top 8!!! Lame, but tiiiiiiiight! -BOOM!!!- MALIA!!!
Posted by Christian on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:10:00 PST

Me sooo corny!!!

I feel uncomfortable looking at my new pics. Does anyone feel the same way when they look at 'em? I like 'em, but I feel corny. It might be 'cause I am corny. Anyways, just thought I'd share that. Mer...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

1!!!

Sold my first whole car all by myself!!! It kinda feels like the first time I wiped my own ass, but the car industry version I guess.
Posted by Christian on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST