G.I. Jesus

100,000 years ago, in the fiery depths of the abyss, our Lord and Saviour, Satan Beelzebub Christ was birthed. His father, a wealthy American, "The Great Gatsby," knew that one day, thousands of years later, his son, a son that has given so much hope to us all, would influence a man who would influence another man and thusforth, forthwith, until all of Satan's technology would one day be enough to handle an entity which nowadays, forthwith, goes by the name of "G.I. Jesus." We serve Satan, we protect Satan, and there has been rumors that lead-guitarist and Songwriter-Satanist, J.D., has etched Satan's mark into his own flesh and blood, in other words, he has supposedly gotten drunk, and puked, off of Satan's wine and ate Satan's crackers...everyday...for a long time.