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Michael is having a DORKGASM!

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About Me

I want to conquer the world so I don't have to pander to the stupid... MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People less arrogant than me...

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Books:

Re-reading the Harry Potter books...

Heroes:

My wife, because anyone who can put up with me for this long HAS to have superpowers!

My Blog

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder

Change is coming...   As The Year of the Muse approaches, know that and learn to be accepting...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

Of Bics and Men

Of Bics and MenByMichael              Today begins my 3rd day attempting to quit smoking.  I set out on this journey thanks, in part, to my f...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

In Defense of Hollywood

In Defense of Hollywood By Michael              They are not cinema, they are mind numbing, pointless, testosterone-filled wastes of time t...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

<Satire>

SATIRE>By Michael              Mary Harron's American Psycho is possibly the single most vile, inexcusable work of cinematic fiction ever c...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

Guerilla Art at UW Parkside

Guerilla Art at UW Parkside By Michael              During the 2007 spring semester, something caught my eye.  As I walked from Molinaro ...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

The Hieratic Nature of Ego

The Hieratic Nature of Ego By Michael              Art begins its existence as a thought, an orphan in the mind of the artist that takes ...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

My take on MySpace

None of this place REALLY matters, you know?  I have a beautiful family, great friends to hang out with, a decent job, and I'm pretty succesful in school! Good time as any that I have been chosen...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:34:00 PST

7 things about 300 you probably ignored

I find it highly ironic that all the reviews I am reading for 300 posit the Spartans as Americans.  Hell, even Iran came out against the film because they read it that way!  Here is the prob...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST

New Zombie Order (or

New Zombie Order By  Michael                Through the last two decades of the twentieth century, horror filmmakers seemed to cre...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

BANG!

So my second semester back in school is finally over, and now I wait for final grades to post.  I was worried when I re-enrolled a year ago.  I wasn't so sure I would be able to make it in c...
Posted by Michael is having a DORKGASM! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:54:00 PST