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About Me

I hail from the mighty wasteland of Birmingham, Alabama. I'm an aspiring artist, I have all of my teeth, and my mom tells me I'm special.

I, Miranda Hart, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to Alf. I do this because I support their plans of evil world conquest.

My only regret in this life was that I didn't punch more people in the face.

'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Drawing my demento comics, painting, going to shows, extremely amateur photography (which basically translates to me taking pictures of drunk friends with a disposable camera), heckling, sleeping, repeating. Watching de-evolution unfold and they gene pool stagnate in Hueytown. Pink spandex clad buns. Rootie tootie fresh n' fruity. If making a total retarded ass out of yourself were a talent, then id be fucking amazing.

I'd like to meet:

davey jones is mulletastic

Music:

acid bath. agents of oblivion. deadboy and the elephantmen. old misfits. interpol. skinny puppy. ministry. kmfdm. pig. portishead. new york dolls. cancerslug. melvins. cramps. machines of loving grace. refused. ramones. my life w/ the thrill kill kult. distillers. depeche mode. ima robot. murder city devils. jucifer. you get the idea.... i hate hate hate death metal/black metal. the worst band ever is cradle of filth!

Heroes:

Jack Kevorkian.

My Blog

demonseeds

Does anyone remember the Demonseeds? Used to be Dead Horse and was unaware until now that they used to play with Superjoint. Makes me want to slap my momma. (the slightest thing brings on that urge th...
Posted by Nan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

good times

Why is everyone maturing? Getting addicted to crap ass drugs? Getting married? (ha and consequently divorced). I know Im not getting any younger, but damnit, were only in our mid twenti...
Posted by Nan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

retardation...

I ended up going to the redneck dj party anyways with an elementary school friend and as soon as we walk in the door, i see this guy i met at The Upper Deck, who I got to buy me a drink and avoided hi...
Posted by Nan on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

i won this on ebay!

i have my new friday night going out outfit!
Posted by Nan on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

memories......

Matt...do you remember the time you, Megan, and my mother were waiting on me to get home from going out to eat with monkey and got bored and decorated the whole house with streamers, ballons, etc...
Posted by Nan on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Pthhhh

I'm very bored with MySpace. I'm tempted to put that picture of my mom drunk on the toilet as my profile pic on here Mattchew.
Posted by Nan on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST