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.elizabeth something.

This tastes like a Strole Doleberry bar.

About Me


!homeslice invasions are the new best holiday!
i t ' s a l l a b o u t h o l i d a y h o b o . s i m p l e a s t h a t .
i need a scholarship to zombie college!
.insomnia consumes me.
insomnia is a great thing... i can't imagine being a person who sleeps a third of their life away.
i am a total cat person, yet i love my dog franklin. .go figure.
if wanderlust is a disease -- i wish to never receive the cure.
current addictions*
urban dead [can you find me amongst a sea of 283,266 players? amazingly, my friend nathan did more than once. i must admit, my zombies, scientists, firemen, and soldiers have been collecting dust], members of the justice league [always], glasses [i told my optometrist to go to hell the other day, true story], brainstorming issues of the [yet to be titled] homeslice chronicles with amy [this process will go on until the end of time], psp [wtf, i'm the pen capping master], double-feature movie night[s] with cindy [what's up louisiana lemonade], planning travel adventures [second from the right...], making jewelry [insert more slacking here], the two coreys forever [screw everything else on telewhatever], volcanoes [oh what the fall has in store], the bravery [they are still the best kept secret to banging out an essay two hours before it is due], mapping out walking routes [mission make it happen], publix unsweetened iced tea [this is an ongoing affair], and marveldirectory [that guy has twenty-seven hours in his day].
*subject to change at anytime
aim
indyablu
and p.s.
i've decided my new old favorite word to revitalize and invoke back into my daily dialogue is what. that's what i said -- whut?!* let me provide an example from an actual conversation i had with bob: "...i gotta represent for my friend amy who couldn't be here -- whut?!" minus true insert what.
*spelling = as it sounds, courtesy of amy
and p.s.s.
part of a recent conversation...
me: i am about to shoot myself
me: with an imaginary gun
robert: that was actually the full title of that beatles song.
robert: happiness is a warm imaginary gun.. for sweet release from kelly clarkson
everyone should have a robert to keep them company at four a.m.

My Interests

cinema, complete memory relapse, doc colour, dreaming in thought, ella fitzgerald, fedora hats, long-term silence, sushi, products of manipulation, reading, running, urban dead, singing [badly], sleeping [lack of], standing still, thinking, whispering across static, wondering, new jersey devils, writing, listening, vintage polaroid cameras, all things zombies, wanderlust, scarygirl, general mills cereal monsters.

I'd like to meet:


let's start with who i don't want to meet.
if your 'pics' contain photos of you in the bathroom, i don't want to meet you. if your 'pics' include photos of your vehicle posed out in the driveway with the sun glistening across it all by its lonesome, i don't want to meet you. if your interests consist of romantic walks on the beach, i don't want to meet you. if your 'about me' section claims that you're a fun-loving person, i don't want to meet you. if anywhere on your profile you say that you're looking for a nice girl, i don't want to meet you.

so then who the hell do i want to meet?
since i've already met my arch-nemesis and hetero life-mate, i guess that leaves people with an unhealthy obsession of eighties & nineties britpop, zombies, one who loves the ballad of tom jones, wonder woman and superman addicts, a linus, wanderlust bedlamites, adidas whores, those with ridiculous amounts of vintage polaroid cameras, and a boy who knows the words to new kids on the block songs and is not ashamed to admit it.

one last thing...
if you're one of those assholes that posts nine hundred and seven bulletins about your favorite color and other pointless bullshit that no one gives a fuck about, do us all a favor and break your keyboard across your face. you should also consider staying off the internet forever.

Music:

adorable, al green, apoptygma berzerk, boy george, current 93, cyndi lauper, david bowie, diamanda galas, engine down, ethel meserve, geneva, the smiths, george harrison, james, joy division, kill holiday, my bloody valentine, nina simone, patsy cline, rosewater elizabeth, the beatles, new kids on the block, the murder city devils, willie nelson, box of toys, the bardots, ben kweller, mercury rev, thrashing doves, nurse with wound, legendary pink dots, sarge, photek, space, weaklazyliar, skid row.

Movies:



Books:

peter pan, a series of unfortunate events, superman: exile, the zombie survival guide, red riding hood, the gashlycrumb tinies, the sound and the fury, monsters in my tummy, the last basselope, zelda fitzgerald, dorthy parker, my travel budget book, zero girl, just a geek.

Heroes:

Pee-wee Herman and Mister Rogers

My Blog

.twin cities [me invading msp part one].

so i'm coming to you live from  minneapolis right now. i flew up yesterday. let's take a moment to give a shout out to sun country's first class cabin crew -- their first class cabin rocks. thoug...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

.why pick the best when you can ride the deuce.

since it's june, i guess i can get around to posting about the holiday in vegas back in april. this might be the fastest i've ever posted about holiday. so yeah, vegas. once again i was there with va...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

.waiting does not make time fly.

april thirteenth can't get here soon enough. but in the mean time, i can think about what i'll be doing on my birthday... !!GOING TO SEE MORRIS DAY & THE MUTHAFUCKIN' TIME!! oh yeah, jealous? yo...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST

.enough is enough.

i am SO sick of seeing jessica simpson's ass on myspace. that free ps3 junk needs to make a new fucking ad. enough with jessica simpson's ass! pick a new ass already, geez. like there's not a trillion...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

.t minus forty-four equals vaygus.

forty-four days and i'll be in vegas. two days after that and i'll be twenty-eeek-nine. wow. twenty-nine. when the hell did i get so close to thirty? and where the hell did all the time go? c.r.a.z.y.
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

.countdown vaygus.

april fifteenth is quickly approaching. in honor of the upcoming sinful adventure, i'll post some old photos of previous trips to vegas...i was going to post the photo info (place, time, etc.) under e...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:47:00 PST

.tn, ky, oh, mi, pa, nj, wv, va.

yes, all of those states... i'm calling you. next thursday i leave for tn and will be heading out on a twelve day road trip with amy.it's been over eight years since the last time i was in nj. i'm a l...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 07:49:00 PST

.knoxville or bust.

i'll be back in the happiest place on earth in only twenty-five more days. oh wait, i'm going to knoxville again, not disney world... my mistake.!KNOXVILLE!knoxville... the only place where you can g...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 02:10:00 PST

.feel free to wander around.

i just got back from austin and i'm completely exhausted. although it was a business trip, we did manage to fit in a few other things. the first night we were there we went downtown to the capitol bui...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.san diego comic-con evidence unleashed.

i figured i should knock san diego out since i just finished knoxville. and yes, like knoxville these will also just be random and/or pointless. so nah.nathan effin' jurevicius signing my copy of his ...
Posted by .elizabeth something. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST