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About Me

i am jake, a 20 year old bartender and bouncer. i work and sleep and drink a little to much. anything else ask

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My Interests

Sports, Construction, Working Out, And Hanging Out! Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Catwoman 100% Supergirl 100% Wonder Woman 100% Spider-Man 100% Hulk 100% The Flash 100% Green Lantern 100% Iron Man 100% Robin 80% Batman 80% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

You Are 72% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Chris Farley- Because he was one of the funniest comedians of his time, Abe Lincoln- Because i want to know what he was thinking about with that beard! Chuck Norris- Because i want him to teach me his round house kick!
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

Music:

any thing that isn't on the radio on sunday mornings

Movies:

Shakira - Hips Dont Lie spoof

My brothers spanish final. Which just happens to be a hilarious, yet disturbing, Shakira spoof. Shakira - Ryan Gangsters - Sal, Matt Directed/Filmed/Edited - Tom Go to the official shakira spoof homepage at www.myspace.com/shakiraspoof Tommy Boy, Batman Begins, Dazed And Confused, Wedding Crashers, Hostel, The Jerk, taking lives

Television:

Dog The Bounty Hunter, and football .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Of Mice and Men

Heroes:

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