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Francisco-Metalstorm.ee

Herzebeth

About Me

I’m from Mexico; I’m an official reviewer at Metal Storm.ee one of the most important metal webzines worldwide.I usually write for the Extreme Metal side and the Post-Metal scene; but I'm really open-minded with music, I currently work for labels holding from Metalcore to Death Metal and Goregrind, from Prog-Metal to Gothic and Progressive, etc.That's what I'm doing right now, so if you're interested in promotion and all those things you know what to do ;)oh...and by the way... I'm so Metal that I've already fucked your mom several times, don't ask her if you don't want to cry. G R O O O O O O O O O W L

My Interests

Metal, Movies, CD's.

I'd like to meet:

Cool Dudes and Dudettes, Metal-Heads, Labels and Bands looking for Reviews or Interviews.If you're interested in this kind of promotion please send a pleasant e-mail to [email protected] (hatemailers are welcome for their funny aproach) O f c o u r s e , i f y o u ' r e a l r e a d y r e a d i n g t h i s , y o u m i g h t a s w e l l h i t t h e " a d d m e " b u t t o n . . .

Music:

Genres: Death Metal, Grindcore, Post-Metal, Brutal Death Metal, Technical Death Metal, Deathgrind, Goregrind, Post-Rock, Prog-Rock, Art-Rock, Classic Rock, Experimental music (any kind)

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Saló, Day Of The Dead, Dead-Alive (Braindead), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Cabin Fever, Zombie, Bad Taste, Taxi Driver, etc.

Television:

Family Guy, the Simpsons, God The Devil And Bob, Friends (Fuck you if you think that's gay)

Books:

Authors: Charles Baudelaire, Nietzche, Marquis De Sade, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraf.

Heroes:

John Lennon.

My Blog

Metal Blade Reviews

Hey dudes....you guys got lucky as I recently received a Metal Blade package with two of the most requested albums to review lately, "The Red Chord" and "Aeon"... So hold your horses, I'll answer thos...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Carcass Again?¡?¡?¡

FUCK YOU GUYS!!!! I just got this from my website Metal Storm...   Former Carcass guitarist Mike Amott (currently in Arch Enemy) has revealed that the legendary U.K. death metal band might reunit...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

First Half is Over!

God damn it...the new Cephalic Carnage fucking SUCKS! I can't even believe it's the same band, they now sound like a fucking B-Side of Burnt By The Sun mixed with The Dillinger Escape Plan wannabes......
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

GEARS OF WARS!

So yeah, I just got the xbox live feature and all, so let's start killing each other on GOW..I truly suck at warzone and execution, but meh, I've been playing it since yesterday only, a little practic...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

Reviews Are Coming

Uh Shit I've been receiving a lot of crazy shit in the past few days, so stay tuned for reviews filled with dripping pus, some anal sex and a lot of brutal...I mean... FUCKING BR00TALL (or else people...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST

Reviews!

Lately I've been publishing reviews like a motherfucker, still more juicy shit to come, so check the link now and stop bitching about me not posting them in my blog.http://www.metalstorm.ee/pub/review...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:10:00 PST

3 Years!!!

I usually don't post this kind of things here, I usually don't want gaytarded dudes reading tuff when they don't even know who I am and only know me for writing the best reviews on the entire internet...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

1000 profile views!!!

WOW...yesterday I reached 1000 profile views, that's fucking cool you know? a lot of people is seeing my shit and that just sounds fucked up.yeah I know you fucking gaytarded dude, you have 5000 or 1...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

Upcoming Reviews...

Well I've been receiving really cool stuff to review you know? I haven't been publishing reviews lately due to fucked up and busy times...plus I have a lot of queued publications waiting so it's quite...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Review Updates!

Well lately I've been reviewing a lot of corpses at Metal Storm; the new stuff on my reviews roster is quite cool (a lot of shits though) but man there are quite some good juices there...  I rece...
Posted by Francisco-Metalstorm.ee on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST