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The real news anchor

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About Me

My name is Ron Burgundy and I am here to give you the real news. I enjoy daytime love-making, fresh air, none of that carbon-dioxide crap. Tom Anderson is either a fake name, or it's the neighbor guy on Beavis & Butthead that eventually became Hank Hill on King of the Hill which is on Fox, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch who owns myspace, which is gonna take over the world. The next election is gonna be determined by myspace just like the last one was done by FoxNews. Tom is gonna subliminally warp your mind into thinking that George dubya Bush is actually human and is a real christian who doesn't wear his gimmicky-vote-grabbing faith to make him look good with his Idiot spelled backwards stamp on his forehead... width="425" height="350" .. For the first two episodes of jazz fluteness, go to my bro Clint's myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill O' Reilly, and if he were a man, I'd punch him right in the mouth. He's Bush, Bush League. What? The camera is on? No it's not. Oh....I'm on right now? This is awkward. You know how big Bill O' Reilly is? He's like 6'8 and 565 lbs of pure conservative muscle, a.k.a. steroids. Sorry Mr. O.

Movies:

Bush League, Farenheit 911, and How Bush Lost His Groove and How Stella Got It Back (Two part series)

Television:

I personally enjoy Bill O' Reilly in the mornings, nothing like some good old fashioned politics to start off the day.

My Blog

The real news

I am here to report the real news about myspace. Myspace is taking over, eventually, everybody will have a myspace and we won't be able to stop it because this little community site is so massive. All...
Posted by The real news anchor on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:12:00 PST