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john

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About Me

im just a guy who lives in a house and eats food. i am not special. i am not unique. there are 10,000,000 kids in the world who are just like me. If you are actually interested, even if I don't know you, just write me or IM me. anowlwithknees87@yahoo, aol, or msn
i'm not going ot bother telling you about myself because you wouldn't be looking at my profile if you didn't know who i was. in which case the whole thing negates itself because I might as well just talk to you on the phone or in person like normal people.
some of this was true...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia || 10%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Indie |||||||||||| 45% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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POLITICAL PROFILE
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

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MySpace Backgrounds
You scored as Exar Kun. You are most like Exar Kun. A rash, bold and arrogant Jedi Knight that fell to the Dark Side nearly four millenia before the battle of Yavin. You crave control above all else and will sacrifice anything for your own self preservation.You are masterful with a lightsaber, combining forms Niman X and Makashi into your own variant. Your form allowed you to combine two blades into a form heralded for its lightsaber combat superiority through overwhelming power and precision to utilize your creation - the dual bladed lightsaber.You see death as a disease you can cure.

Mace Windu


86%

Exar Kun


86%

Bastila Shan


82%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


79%

Luke Skywalker


79%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


75%

Anakin Skywalker


75%

Darth Vader


75%

Qui-Gon Jinn


71%

Darth Maul


71%

Darth Revan


68%

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus


68%

Yoda


57%

Darth Sidious


46%
What Star Wars Jedi or Sith character is most like your personality?
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My Interests


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things that spark my interest:
video games and eating food and playing my guitar and not being here. i enjoy turtles-playing bass-death/black metal music-claymation- toothpastefordinner.com-chinese food- chopsticks- calvin and hobbes-sifl and olly-transformers-making movies- really old and classy things- 7 string guitars-5 string basses-world war 2 history-complaining-staring out at the ocean- fishing-legos-riding 4 wheelers-shooting guns and destroyng things with them- chicken strips from safeway,-Xbox-Halo-Grand Theft Auto: Vice City-Doom 1 and 3- Zelda: Ocarina of Time-Link to the Past-making lists-wikipedia.org-esp, schecter, and ibanez guitars and basses-making fires at the beach-Star Wars-animals-wearing clean clothes-intellectual conversations-sleeping on hard flat floors-going to denneys every week and ordering a sampler with season fries and 8 gallons of honey mustard every single time-losing all my really important data because i used a corrupt piece of shit floppy disk-waking up then finding out I still get to have and hour more to sleep-eating dead animals-being prejudice agaisnt people that disagree or that have conflicting oppinions with me-being a cynical closed minded ass-setting rat traps-finding out that i stil have dim hope of graduating-honey mustard from denneys-Shady hostels down the end of sketchy ghetto narrow alley ways in san fransisco-being the first one to open the new jar pf penut butter-watching my turtle dismember 3 goldfish in 7 minutes-Salvador Dali-Escher-no brand burger stand-praying mantis bugs-open mic night at curley's-primetime and phillies cigars-"mousetrap"-that kick ass heater in the bathroom-halo tournaments-tomfest-bummerfest-greasy food-headbanging at shows until i have an aneurysm and my neck and shouler muscles turn into jello-getting the royal crap kicked out of me in suicidal mosh pits-the loch ness monster-rubix cubes-ducks-ampeg and kustom bass amps and cabs-intellectual conversations-pawn shops-double cheesburgers and mcchickens on the dollar menu at mcdonalds-the funnies (shermans lagoon, rubes, pearls before swine, mutts, zits, dilbert, calvin and hobbes and the far side-when they printed it)-psychology-theology-washing the salad tubs at work becasue theyre easy and dont take long to dry, the always go in the same place, and theyre in the same room as the dishwasher-skating-dane cook-chevy el caminos and ford rancheros-mid to late 80s toyota pickups-soccer-the scorched earth party-no panflute-Abalama-Gee Whiz-Adult Swim-long boards-wake boarding-snowboarding-nuclear blast record company-independant films-limewire-photography andd film making-sea beasts-small defenseless furry woodland creatures-scratching mosquitoe bites, rock crawling, 1981-86 22R 4-banger straight axle, carbuerated Toyota trucks and early to mid 90’s 3.0 V6 toyota trucks. and maybe tacomas.

This would be yet another video of a dodge 2500 cummins yanking the hell out of a Ford F-250 PowerStroke because Ford sucks balls

truck pull

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I'd like to meet:

Mario 11 strings

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Romain Goulon-drummer for Disavowed

Music:

i know you dont really, actually care what kind of music I listen to. if you do, i mainly listen to death metal and other various types of metal and industrial. Any other music i listen to isnt any particular genre as it is specific bands, but i know that if i started dropping band names and you dont listen to that music you'll have no idea what im talking about. but i do like a lot of experimental/electronic/ambient music, along with the occasional blues, classic 80's rock, funk. but sometimes its just good to listen to any music at all and just enjoy it for what it is.if youre interested, here is a long list ive compiled of bands that i listen to. in no particular order.

easily one of my favorite mmusic videos of all time.

Tool-Parabol/Parabola
Tool- Parabol & Parabola

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Tool-Aniema
tool

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Movies:

i am EXTREMELY picky about my movies. I am the worst critic. I can't just sit and enjoy a movie; i always insist on ripping it apart by pointing out all of its inconsistencies and flaws. if i dont feel that i have to see a particular movie before i die, i dont want to see it and i sure as hell dont want to waste 8 bucks to see it. I criticize the hell out of movies. some of them arent necessarily good, like "doom" for example, but it's cool simply because of the fact it's doom- a movie based on one of my favorite video games. I tend to have a liking for comedy or fantasy sort of movies. I also like movies that can be dramatic and complex or make you think a lot.
these are the movies that ive seen that pass my test
THE Ultimate Hamlet movie("like youve never seen before") of course, Star Wars trilogies, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, SLC Punk, DOOM, Spaceballs, Office Space, Waiting, Walk the Line, the Notebook, E.T., South Park movie, Family Guy movie, Transformers the movie, various Thumb movies, Forest Gump, Big Fish, the Goonies, Spinal Tap, Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were Rabbit, Ferris bueler's day off, a Beautiful Mind, Time Bandits, Finding Forester, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wayne's World, Princess Bride, Hot Shots, E.T., Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Hysteria: the Def Leppard Story, the Boondock Saints, James and the Giant Peach, The Neverending Story, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres and a few others i'll think of later
trailer for the full-length Hamlet movie...
Hamlet Teaser

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Television:

no.

Shows that I will watch: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, that 70's Show,Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Survivor Man, Futurama, Family Guy, Spongebob Sqaurepants, Red vs. Blue, Wallace and Gromit, Celebrity Deathmatch, Spaceghost:Coast to Coast, Beavis and Butthead, Ninja Turtles (original), Transformers (original), Sifl and Olly, Thundercats, Myth Busters, Modern Marvels and other various shows on the History Channel-Dexters Lab-Johnny Bravo-Daria-the O'Reiley Factor, there were a few others but i forgot

Books:

i burn books

except for Animal Farm, Hamlet, Alice in Wonderland, Dave Barry books, the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings, toothpastefordinner: "hamsters, hipsters, and other pressing issues", Maddox's Alphabet to Manliness, Heart of Darkness, Where the Wild Things Are, and of course a myriad of Star Wars books. but thats ok because i have friends

Heroes:

heroes are crutches for those too weak to stand on their own

except for robarb

and stephen hawking

and bill o'reily

My Blog

my camo jacket

has been washed.yes. you read correctly. for the first time in 3 years, my treasured jacket has been run through the washing machine. i was sick of people telling me "either wash it or throw it away"...
Posted by john on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

a haiku

this is the 1st blog ive ever written. its a haiku i wrote about black holes. if you dont know what a haiku is, its a poem that doesnt rhyme, but every other sentence has 5 syllables, and 7 syllables...
Posted by john on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:37:00 PST