Before you ask, my display name does not mean I am a whore. It is from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, which I am obsessed with. I am a scene kid. I go to concerts bi-weekly, at least. I love Liz Phair, Alanis Morissette, Joni Mitchel, Amanda Palmer, Patti Smith, Shannen Doherty, and Janis Joplin. I'm very inspired by female rockers. Yeah, I like chick rawk. What can I say? I'm a girl, so I relate to it. Don't get me wrong, I like guy bands too. I just can't relate to it as well - And I am not a feminist. I have horrible stage fright, but I want to perform. I love music so much, if you don't like good music, I probably hate you. It takes me about 90 seconds to decide if I like someone or not, so make those 90 seconds count. I probably already love you if you wear good band's shirts, have great hair, or are a total asshole. God knows, I looove assholes! I'm incredibly random, one minute I'm talking about body art, the next I'm talking about the Mona Lisa. I also have no reservations as far as what comes out of my mouth. I pretty much say what I'm thinking, no matter what, exactly when I'm thinking it. I tend to repeat myself a lot, even though I know you heard me the first time. I'd love to be an actress, singer/songwriter, fashion designer, or artist. I love anything that involves creativity. I love to talk about myself and i love attention(the good kind). I hate being criticized, even if it is constructive. I like to dance, especially bellydance. I want to learn to swing dance. I love to go to concerts and go clubbing at the Avalon, though I have no idea how I got in since I'm only 16. I have a strange attraction to sketchy men who try to break my garters. I have an addiction to peanut butter. I like to sing and i have a pretty good singing voice. I hate shopping for clothes. I think gay guys are cute. Love is beautiful and rare so people should not be against gay marriage or gay rights. I have many useless talents, none of which generate income. I want to meet you, im me: strawberrijam916.
Your True Sign Is Aquarius
Wacky
Rebellious
Cutting Edge
A Total Freak
Unconventional
Difficult to Predict
Breaking All The Rules
Independent and Inventive
What's Your True Sign?
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
brought to you by Quizilla..tr the Idiot Savant
(28% dark, 61% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
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