With the money I made from my Hardees franchise, I purchased a Montgomery County Traffic Court judge. So far I haven't needed to use him in any way, but when I do get pulled over by some lonely, creepy traffic cop who wants me to "step outside" and "help him with something around back", it'll be sweet because I can finally say with a smile "no thanks, I'll see you in court".
Adam lives in Germantown, MD with his wife Ashley. He is an artist and web developer. Unfortunately, he can't take this profile seriously.
