John

drawing, writing, playing video games, being a pirate, watching bad movies, not dying, flaming toaster swords, aliens with razor blades, kittens that eat babies, clouds that eat babies, hooded sweat shirts, chuck taylors, long hair, pirates, samurai, seeing how long this list is, saving the universe, my pool tearin' ass around the yard, bitch ass, damn, hell, making movies, a large random assortment of objects selected from a hat, swords, shiny objects, the five point exploding heart technique, the spiraling shape, the buster sword, Guilty Gear, demons but not the bad kind, drawing funny shit, doing improv if I have not already listed it, punching holes through the heads of my enemies, ending the world prematurely, Longinus, Excalipur, killing people in one hit, Akuma doing his Shun Goku Satsu, the Gadoken, candy, Meatwad swearing, commas, 612 Woff Aveune, sleeping, adding even more to this list, practicing the Legendey Super Taunt, wearing more watches then any one person will ever need, my kitty, Super Nintendo Go-Bots, not working at a department store, bitching about people, making fun of people, screaming "OH MY GOD THAT FAT WOMAN ATE HER OWN LEG!!!!" at a one legged fat woman in a wheel chair, exploding whales, reading a book written by a log, Cosby Number 5 Dancing Cosby, samurai armor, Hell, Laharl taking over the Underworld, the Onion, waiting for good games to come out, long worded intrests that no one else could possible be intrested in, a talk vortex, a truck driving dam, akira toriyama, anime, apocolypse, aqua teen hunger force, masturbating Sarah :D, aquabats, arguing, arrogant worms, battle monkies, being myself, brave little toaster, buttlord gt, cereal, chaos, cheese, clothes, clouds that eat babies, cookie thievery, cows, creating, Cosby Number 9 Butt Naked Cosby, danny elfman, dead baby, debating, demented cartoon movie, demons, dinosaur, disgaea, doom, douglas adams, dr. worm, dragon ball z, dragons, drawing, eagleslayer 2000, family guy, fighting, fighting game, fire, forks, freezepop, frey, freya, frylock, futurama, giant foam toasters, giant oversized weapons, giant swords, greatswords, guilty gear x, guilty gear xx, gunginr, guybrush threepwood, hair, huge battles, hulk, imagination station, improv, infinity, insanity, insanity 9, insult sword fighting, invader zim, japanese monsters, jeans, jhnonen vasquez, john flansburgh, john linnell, jthm, killer tomato people, kittens who eat people, kitties, kitties who eat babies, Cosby Number 10 Data Analysis Cosby, lechuck, liz enthusiasm, loki, long hair, looting, lord of the rings, lord of the winos, making movies, martial arts, massive spider robots, master shake, mathnet, mc chris, meatwad, milk, millia rage, mind, miowara tomokato, misspeeled words, miyamoto musashi, mr. show, my kitty, nightmare before christmas, ninja running, no-dachi's, norse mythology, not dying, odin, orson scott card, peris anthony, pirates, pizza, plundering, positron cannon, power, reading, reality, rpg, rpgs, rubber monster finger puppets, runes, ryhming, sailing, sam and max, samurai, samurai cat, science, sealab, sealab 2021, singing, Cosby Number 6 Bathtub Cosby, singing pirates, soul, space, spider fingers, spiraling shape, strong bad, super powah, swords, symbiotes, talking swords, telepathy, the dead baby canon, the matrix, the state, they might be giants, thor, time, tiny death robots, upright citizens brigade, venom, video games, watches, wearing clothes, whistling in the dark, wire fu, writing, zhang he, Cosby Number 8 Curiosity Cosby, Oedipus Rex as peformed by stick people, going insane and thinking Bert from Mary Poppins is my friend, eating snacker sticks, Stabbers, Nummers the Clown, Paul Sr. yelling at everyone to get something done, electric Friday, Snake eating cute frogs, shooting Volgin with a rocket launcher, emulating Gary Busey, re-writing plays so that they're better, pushing crates off ledges, using the zero point energy gun to throw saw blades at monsters, pumping gasoline where it doesn't belong, wasting time at school when I could actually be doing something, doing homework, hitting my head, Michigan, Utah, Maine, New Hamshire, Montana, Rei slicing people to ribbions with his fingers, taking five steps and then dying, watching Cippled Masters while playing Diablo II, bein' a brotha', translating statements into logician language, being an almighty and powerful Logician, I cast Anpersand Wedge Triple Bar VI, Blood Ninja, my broke ass ghetto fone, thats right I spelt the word Phone with a fucking F, saying "Fuck you!", drawing a baby being KA-BURNED, stepping in time, people being so stupid they don't log off thier computers, being a cat person named Wiggums, Professor Foofals, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Sam Backett leaping inside of me, putting my appendages where they don't belong, dick and fart jokes, eating exsistence, writing scripts to things that will never be made, Channel 101, Dan Harmon, Andy Goldblatt, Eric Falconer, having only six months to live, BLOOD CANCER'D, getting lost in your pants, crazy mix-em-ups, Christopher Walken, the Neibulung Velestei, Einjhariar, commiting suicide to become the dark warrior for a Valkyrie, the plans of Vallahla, taking a sharp turn into your face, words fail buildings tumble the ground opens wide, going to see the movie "Electic Rocket Space" over and over again, I made that last thing up, Jesus Christ Super Cop, Hardcock, killing bums and leaving thier corpses to rot, reading my theater book in the bathroom at school while I'm shiting, stealing cars and running over ped(ophiles) ala GTA, not being arrested by the fuzz.......y pickles!, thats an Earthbound refrence, explaining jokes is not funny, having a dream about playing a giant Yogi Bear simulator, exploding barrels, sandbox gameplay, wasting a lot of money on video games, posting stupid things on messege boards and being ignored by everyone, Cosby Team Triosby, PLAYING TETRIS FOR BLOWJOBS, playing hacked SNES ROMs, adding new characters to my party, boyfriend parties, going to the bank parties, make out parties, Tetris parties, going to the mall parties, party parties, Mick parties, finding a downloadable life emulator, PS2ing myself in the face, did I already say being naked?, eating bowls of cereal, Marshmallow Mateys, Cocoa Roos, Frosted Fruity Assholes, going to the market to buy doomsday devices, being attacked by piles of frogs that are fused together some fused together with halves of cows, reading Xanth novels, putting my hands where they don't belong, Kingdom of Loathing, eating Hell Ramen and drink extra spicy bloody marys, increasing my stats, playing private world of warcraft severs, eating too much cereal, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Cheerios, Cocoa Dyno-Bites, Marshmallow Mateys, Froot Loops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Apple Jacks, milk after its full of sugar and cereal flavors, taking shits which I really have to do right now, sleep with Sarah, hiding under the covers, hiding, eating delcious donuts, spelling delcious wrong, not being emasculated, training killer attack sea horses, spearing evil with Gunginir, oragami ninja stars and frogs, the melt ray, putting up force fields around baby toys, stomping on kid's toys, monkeybread, rise chicken, tiny plaid ninjas, knowing how the universe works, demonology, drinking, going to the donut store drunk, destroying the universe, dreaming about game design, throwing up destiny, the O RLY owl, the YA RLY owl, I kind of like the NO WAI owl but he's not as cool as O RLY or YA RLY, did you know I saw a TV show that had a girl on it named Orly, people named Orly or Yarly, Marvel Zombies, Frosted Sugar Monkey Bites, drivin' me nuts, the words "mu shu", kitten dragons, porn dragons, uniporns, lego dragons, fluffy dragons, Fuzzly Wuzzly Bumbly Bees, Poo Bear, making games, switching newborn babies at the hospital