The mind of a 30 year old, the maturity of a 12 year old and the body of... a fat man. Currently a math major at university of wisconsin in whitewater I still need to figure out how to do that whole attending class and doing homework thing. I am taking the first two actuarial exams at the end of this semester, about a week before I graduate, and haven't begun to study for them even though they are supposed to require a total of something like 325 hours worth of study. Maybe if I pass these exams, graduate, and get a high paying job I could buy some friends... untill then I guess being alone is pretty sweet. And here's this:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Brent Edwards 
Birthday: 07/30/1982 
Birthplace: Madison, WI 
Current Location: Mum's House, WI 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: Brown 
Height: 5'10" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left 
Your Heritage: Mutt 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steve Maddens 
Your Weakness: I love technology... 
Your Fears: Lucifer, Growing Up 
Your Perfect Pizza: $100 Bill 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a true player so I can throw my hands in the air when the appropriate time to do so comes to pass... 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "No I don't cyber" fucking bitches... 
Thoughts First Waking Up: did I poo myself? 
Your Best Physical Feature: Unibrow 
Your Bedtime: Noon 
Your Most Missed Memory: that good one I can't remember...? 
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke Regular Pepsi 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wasn't MacDonald the dude with the farm and everywhere a quack quack? 
Single or Group Dates: I haven't experienced either... 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how dare you? 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 
Do you Smoke: yes 
Do you Swear: yes 
Do you Sing: poorly 
Do you Shower Daily: if I miss a day I just take two the next day 
Have you Been in Love: Sure 
Do you want to go to College: not really, but I do anyway 
Do you want to get Married: to whom? 
Do you belive in yourself: cogito ergo sum? 
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while moving 
Do you think you are Attractive: like at night squining in the mirror I can convince myself that I might be somewhat not ugly... 
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, and I'm also a mormon... 
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part now 
Do you like Thunderstorms: not as much as Thundercats 
Do you play an Instrument: hee hee 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes 
In the past month have you Smoked: yes 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol and nicotine are both drugs last time I checked... 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no 
In the past month have you been on Stage: no 
In the past month have you been Dumped: What did the cannibal do after she dumped her bass player boyfriend? Flushed. 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, kind of 
Ever been Drunk: hmmm.... 
Ever been called a Tease: yes 
Ever been Beaten up: awkwardly yes 
Ever Shoplifted: yes 
How do you want to Die: blow myself up 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: apparently an Actuary 
What country would you most like to Visit: Burkina Faso 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: two eyes are good enough 
Favourite Hair Color: wow, she has hair too? 
Short or Long Hair: longer than bald 
Height: if she is taller than my waistline probably 5'4-5'11" 
Weight: X, such that x is an element of R in lbs between 1x10^2 and 2x10^2 
Best Clothing Style: sweet 
Number of Drugs I have taken: ummm either a lot or a little 
Number of CDs I own: like 8 
Number of Piercings: 0 
Number of Tattoos: 0 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't keep count 
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