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Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I frequently take my eyes off the road when driving, I smoke too much, I rely on coffee too much, I drink too much, I talk too much when drinking, I sleep too much and somehow I don't sleep enough. I want to be Cary Grant.......www.quincyforest.com

My Interests

Art,
getting songs stuck in my head,
smoky jazz bars,
trashy people that i can judge horribly,
drinking until I end up with a headache and a court summons,
Love Night every Thursday.

I'd like to meet:

everyone. especially people who aren't motivated enough to wear underwear on sunday. ....Everyone has a bad day...sometimes they're better than you think...

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

Music:

Arch Enemy,
Bowie-David,
Bugs N' Rats,
Burdon-Eric,
Caliban,
Cave-Nick,
Cohen-Leonard,
Cradle of Filth,
Danzig,
Darkane,
DeadLikeDeath,
Devildriver,
Dimmu Borgir,
Dylan-Bob,
Emperor,
Fear,
Gogol Bordello,
Guns N' Roses,
Hawkins-Screamin' Jay,
Howlin Wolf,
Isaak-Chris,
Isis,
Led Zeppelin,
Massive Attack,
Midless Self Indulgence,
Ministry,
Morphine,
Negative Approach,
Nirvana,
Old Man's Child,
Origin,
Pantera,
Patton-Mike,
Portishead,
Redding-Otis,
Samael,
Sheila Divine,
Slash's Snakepit,
Slayer,
Sunny Day Real Estate,
The Animals,
The Beatles,
The Cure,
The Dead Boys,
The Fire Theft,
The Glow,
The Misfits,
Tricky,
UK Subs,
Velvet Revolver,
Waits-Tom,
Zao.
Etc. If anyone knows how to get in touch with Slash let me know...I'm demanding he puts out a 16 track album of 5 minute guitar solos...I guess Duff and Matt can play some bass and drums too...just for a little structure

Movies:

Dark City, Lost Boys, The Crow, Momento, Donnie Darko, Dawn Of The Dead, Shaun Of The Dead, Wet Hot American Summer, Super Troopers, Swingers, Made, Return To Paradise, Leon, City Of Lost Children, Batman, Boondock Saints, Alien, Equaliberium,Evil Dead I+II, Army Of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, American Psycho, Hitchcock movies in a lump sum, Low Budget Horror Films.

Television:

X-Files, I'll kill you if you want to defend your opinion. Be Warned.

Heroes:

Eeyore

My Blog

dear mbta,....

with the new profits you are making from raping us, do you think you could issue a standard IQ test and psychological evaluation with every charlie card purchased? kill the crazzies!!
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

tryin' to catch me ridin' Doty...........

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Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST

evil dead the musical!!!.....

absolutely'>www.myspace.com/evildeadthemusical
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST

skittles...

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Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

the wonderful expressions of me.......

angela's leather jacket that she wants back really bad......... i think i'm trying to figure out just what the hell liz is up to now....... digging around behind a couch to find nicole's cigarettes...
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

in the last 60 hours.........

I have not left my house. I have not purchased anything. I have not drank any alcohol. i have not physically spoken with another human except julie. I have been on myspace pretty much perpetually. I h...
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

what jeff learned this weekend........

absolutely nothing......   .....
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

i pinch......

http://www.youtube.com/v/QBX0Jfr62Kc
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST

angela gossow...

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Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

chinatown window breakin........

So you smashed my drivers side back window in an attempt to break into my car. You can't reach the door lock from the back window, monkey. I'm sorry the only earnings you received for your hard work w...
Posted by Jeff (251,534hrs 37mins 49secs into this shit) on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:33:00 PST