my history:01. Born in: Quincy
02. Planned baby: No. My parents were from Quincy, duh?
03. Birth date: The best day ever, in the history of earth.
04. Any siblings: none that I haven't killed
05. wheres the question? up in that ass
06. Hair color: dark brown/black
07. First school: hard knocks
08. Eye color: hazel-green
09. Shoe size: This question is important, I'm really concerned about shoe size these days
10. Mood: Angry Chris
11. Height: 5'9 Dear Perry/Moran/everyone else. screw you.
12. Lefty/righty: Mostly righty but sometimes lefty if I'm bored or my arm is tired.love lfe:Do you remember your first real relationship?
I remember my first fake relationship tooHave you ever been heartbroken:
Yeah.. It was the roughest 10 minutes I've ever gone throughHave you ever fallen for a friend?
yea, and I don't suggest it.Are you afraid of commitment:
Well, I have a penis so by default, yes.Do you believe in love at first sight:
I believe in wanting to procreate at first sight. Same thing?this or that:01. Love or money: money
02. Hard liquor or beer: Beer makes you fat.
03. One night stands or relationships: Why are you interested?
04. Television or internet: kidding me? The internet is the greatest thing, ever, aside from me
05. Pepsi or Coke: soda is fucking gross, but obviously pepsi
06. Fun night out or romantic night in: this question is gay
07. Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla is clearly superior
08. Phone or in person: I hate phones AND people
09. facebook or myspace: facebook is stupidhave you ever:01. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? once, to your moms.
02. Have you ever skinny dipped? no
03. Have you ever done something you regret? I already regret this survey
04. Have you ever been on a house boat? who gives a flying fuck
05. Have you ever finished a novel in a day? Does this prove I'm smarter than someone else if I say yes? good, yes.
06. Have you ever been streaking? no, and the rest of the world thanks me for this
07. Have you ever been drunk? I'm the captain of the yellow team
08. Have you ever fell in public? I only fall so other people think I'm human, its a trick
09. Have you ever fell asleep in class? the better question would be "were you ever awake in class"
10. family or friends: So this question under the 'have you ever' category is basically: have you ever family or friends? Wow. take an ESL course and get back to me.are you:01. Are you missing someone right now? yes, someone who can think. do you exist sir/madam?
02. Are you talking to anyone? I talk to myself pretty frequently. I was an only child so its normal.
03. Are you German? ---- who
04. Are you Dominican? ---gives
05. Are you French? ---- a
06. Are you Russian? ----shit
07. Are you Norwegian? ---- who the hell thinks of these questions?
08. Are you Lebanese? ---- Oh I know.. shaved apes
09. Are you a silly person? I'm awesome, if thats what you mean
10. Are your parents still married? no, they're from quincy, duh?Do you have a low self esteem? yeah big time (lol?)Do you get depressed about things easily?
yes everything has such a profound affect on me
oh no what will I do about life?!?Do you live life to the fullest?
The answer is obviously yesHow do you dress?
like a total jerkoff. I'm bringing sweater vests back.What do you want to be when you grow up?
an asshole. I guess I'm all grown up huh?Favorite season?
FootballFavorite flower: The one under my footFavorite colors?
I don't know and nobody else gives a shitAre you a vegetarian?
Yes, which people think makes me pretty gay. I'll punch them in the throat.Current song your listening to?
Runestone to My Memory by Amon Amarth.
Synchronized head banging FTW
