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Jennifer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Etsy
Buy Handmade
number5greetings

Forever wishing The Dismemberment Plan would get back together. C'mon guys.

Please?

this is my interhome of my brain .

this is my interhome of my eyes .

My Interests

London: visiting there, and plotting to move there
Paper Arts: silkscreen, gocco, stamps, embossing
Selling things in my Etsy store
Adobe Illustrator
The Internet
The color green
Facebook as opposed to Myspace
Falafel, hummus, schwarma, etc.
The band name Lasers and Fast and Shit. Just the name, not their horrible, horrible music.

I'd like to meet:

Jellied cranberry sauce aficionados, the Burger King, the Hamburglar, crafters, a Hum/Flaming Lips Jay Ryan poster, Will Oldham, a message from my incommunicado friend David, a plane ticket to London, and pants that fit.

Music:

The pretty musics with the guitars and words, downloaded from The Internet. Most currently: Superwolf, Big Black, Mum, Spoon, Seam.

Movies:

The Internet

Television:

The Internet

Books:

Audio, via The Internet

Heroes:

The Internet. Also, Jay Ryan. Also, Amelie.

My Blog

UGH

I would be more inclined to use myspace if it didn't look like someone took a steaming blue shit onto the internet.  Seriously, the design is so poor.  I actually hurts my soul to even look ...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

On Jackie Earle Haley

I JUST learned that my favorite late 70s/early 80s child star, Jackie Earle Haley is playing Rorschach in the upcoming Watchmen movie. Where have I been!? I practically did the soft-shoe routine of ...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

Merci!

New!  Buy!
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

Eddie Izzard! In! Chicago! YAYFURTERS!

I can't wait. May 15/16/17; tickets on sale Martch sixteenf.omgomgomgomg. More Yayfurters!I apologize. I've been staring at an Excel spreadsheet all day. I'm going kooky....
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:19:00 PST

Damn you Merriam AND Webster.

In my head Mr. Merriam and Mr. Webster are a delightfully aged gay duo who sit around in silk pajamas all day, sipping pina coladas and making up words.We'd be the best of friends, and I would come ov...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:52:00 PST

I think I forgot to wear deodorant today. oops.

Whaterrrr. I naturally smell of orchids and passion fruit anyway. What do I care?Later.Oh. P.S.: marriedtothesea.com...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:00:00 PST

How is it that...

I worked at Letitzia's slangin' coffee for over a year, yet can't make a pot of coffee worth a shit at home?Maybe because that was 7 years ago?  Who knows.
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

i want to build myself a letterpress

it's true, i do.then i will make little cards of awesomeness to rock your world.
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST

ford

The Ford doesn't take kindly to people messing with me. Don't make me send the Ford after you!
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jersey

new jersey is fucking depressing:
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST