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Ollytron

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About Me

I'm a cyborg. I don't have laser vision... yet... but I will do! I currently just have an EM4102 chip implanted in my right wrist. There're a couple of videos relating to it on my YouTube.
Also, I've been experimenting with animation with Simon (Siymon guy in my top friends). Below is a pepper pot killing a salt shaker in a humerous chase scene. It's only short 'cause it takes bloody ages to film something like that. Now I know how Nick Park must feel! Hit play!
I'm not the smoothest of folk, and I'm quite a geek. For example:
I have a habit of dancing to Michael Jackson. Then hurting myself. I was on crutches for two god damn months!
I e^(i*pi)+4 Max Planck!
I know all the words to the Elements Song
Also, simple things pleasure me. Simple things like:
Chocolate Hob-Nobs
5 Colours In Her Hair
Dressing up
Dancing with the jazz hands out
Also, on the subject of Olly related internet material, I am (but don't tell anybody) the secret sidekick of Dr. Science. Yes, I am PONCHO BOY! Go to papermonk.net to find out more.
My girlfriend, Katie, can be found at www.myspace.com/idontknowkatie . She's really great.
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My Interests

Becoming a CYBORG! And then taking over the world. I also enjoy playing instruments. I'll play anything, but I'm only really good at bass.

Music:

The Beastie Boys
Ben Folds Five
Bumblefoot
Petula Clark
Eels
Frank Zappa
Hacksaw
Iron Maiden
Tom Lehrer
Mindless Self Indelgence
Mr.Bungle
The Presidents Of The U.S.A.
David Lee Roth
Spinal Tap
The Stooges
System Of A Down
Ron Thal
They Might Be Giants
Two Day Rule
Steve Vai
The Wurzles

Movies:

Cannibal: The Musical
Alien
Aliens
Amelie
Anchorman
Batman Begins
The Blues Brothers
Desperado
Equilibrium
Fight Club
Napoleon Dynamite
Disney's Robin Hood
The Shawshank Redemption
(This Is) Spinal Tap
True Stories
Twelve Monkeys
Twin Town
Young Einstein

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Brass Eye
C.S.I. Las Vegas
Family Guy
The Fast Show
Father Ted
Futurama
I'm Alan Partridge
Invader Zim
Jimbo And The Jet Set
League Of Gentlemen
Look Around You
My Name Is Earl
Nick Frost's Danger 50,000 Volts
Peep Show
The Prisoner
Red Dwarf
Sealab 2021
South Park
Spaced
Stopit And Tidyup
Tom Goes To The Mayor

Books:

If you catch me reading, it'll most likely be The Oxford Compact Dictionary or maybe Walker's Rhyming Dictionary. Otherwise I enjoy Tony Hawks (No, not the skater!) and Douglas Adams, amongst other authors. Physics by Tipler and Mosca annoys me, it has a poor ending.

Heroes:

Kevin Warwick, Professor of Cybernetics at the University of Reading.

kevinwarwick.org

My Blog

The UBERTOASTIE!

A toastie maker, left unattended with breaded products inserted, will sometimes spawn a miracle of nature. Siamesse toasties! Oh how we rejoiced!...
Posted by Ollytron on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:51:00 PST

THE ONLY SANDWICH IN THE WORLD EVER!

This be Rory and I's adventure of the sandwich variety... Inspired by Chuck Norris and how crappy Subway is value for money wise, we dicided to make the ultimate sandwich of ultimate destiny... THE CH...
Posted by Ollytron on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

Wanted: A Life

Mine isn't worth living. I messed up my Sudoku =( AND the phone cut out when I was talking to Richie Baby =( =( I'm so horny for Richie Baby... xx
Posted by Ollytron on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:31:00 PST

For Sale: House In Birmingham

Birmingham's a bit scary. Bristol's a bit not. I wanna go back home =(
Posted by Ollytron on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST

Found: Frank Zappa CD Collection

I found my Frank Zappa CDs (I say found, I knew where they were) and I've been listening to the guy a whole lot more this week than I have for a while. Why did I have such a lapse?! It's all awesome! ...
Posted by Ollytron on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:18:00 PST

Wanted: Driver

I'm so cool I fell over and dislocated my knee at the Academy. On the plus side, I had more girls come on to me than ever. On the down side, my leg doesn't work and I have to go in to hospital tomorro...
Posted by Ollytron on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:32:00 PST

For Sale: Zombies

That's right. makeZOMBIEShistory. And in other news, Reading was pretty awesome. I saw lots of bands, had a lil' to drink, and generally had fun. More information available on request. Love you gu...
Posted by Ollytron on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:38:00 PST

Found: One geek

I've had 10000000000 page views. This exites me. In other news, I partied SO hard this weekend. If I partied any harder I might actually have became Andrew W.K. I went to a '60s fancy dress party o...
Posted by Ollytron on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:21:00 PST

Wanted: Facial Hair

After a bizarre gardening accident, I lost quite a lot of sideburnage. They will be grown back, but until then, I feel naked. And cold. I'm a cold, naked ladybird. And when I say bizarre gardening ac...
Posted by Ollytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wanted: Girls, Girls, Girls (will collect)

Oh yes, I just saw THE Mötley Crüe. Awesome! Highly recomended gig! Midgets, explosions and boobies. What more could you ask for? Yes, of course... Mötley Crüe! And they rocked! Fully! Nikki Sixx i...
Posted by Ollytron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST