McCarthy

Hi, my name is McCarthy, but you can call me cookie.
The Basics: I'm a comic book enthusiast and a Star Wars nerd. I enjoy Quentin Tarrantino flicks, ketchup, & VH1. I strongly dislike irony, lemons in my water, and country music. I am a recovering wrestling fan and playmaniac, but a die-hard Jerichoholic. I hope the apocalypse comes in my lifetime, and I hope it comes in the form of a Romero-esque Undead Revolution. I believe most, if not all, conflicts can be resolved with a best of three series of Rock / Paper / Scissors. I always throw rock. Or do I? I’m very skeptical about a lot of things, however I will maintain that Tupac is alive and The Force does exist. I do not appreciate feminists, and if you are one, I suggest you promptly sign off MySpace and get back to making seventy cents to my dollar. I am an avid fan of the Philadelphia Phillies, however, it is my wish that the Eagles never win another game. It is my life’s work to rid this world of pennies. You should probably dislike me for my storied history of punching girls, urinating on other people's property, and making mothers cry. But hey, Hakuna Matata. I am absolutely in love with telling stories, usually about myself. I also thoroughly enjoy and look forward to awkward confrontation. The smell of gasoline is my favorite. There's no such thing as man-made global warming, hippie. If I could kill any one person on this Earth, it would be Susan Sarandon, although Carlos Mencia, Michael Moore, and Bono are all peachy candidates as well. If you are someone who makes and / or appreciates offbeat references to obscure pop culture, I'll probably like you. Geno’s is better than Pat’s, Wikipedia is the greatest website of all time, and if you don't play Super Smash Brothers, then you are a loser and I will pie-face you.
IM me. MMcCarthy3.
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