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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I edited my profile blind folded and my dong standing at attention (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8TW6JTiHfz4)


My Interests

I'd like to meet:


^Doug Stanhope^


^Jahred Shane, voice of (hed) P.E.^


^Anna Ternheim^


"I'm sayin', bro!"

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With one hand you calmme

Love

Relaxation

South Park

XBox 360

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Chubby Women

Emo Chicks

Drudkh

With one hand I'm still

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My Blog

Thank your god

Haven't written in this fucker in a long, long, long ass time!Came home from that voluntary "prison" on Sunday and home for good, G. The ride home was surreal, yo! Soon as I got out of the gates the w...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:09:00 GMT

Sandpaper kisses, papercut bliss

I'm sitting here in front of this luminous computer monitor jamming to Stand By Me by Marvin Gaye, quite possibly the best song ever, and I think to myself; deep thoughts; pondering about the world, w...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 13:02:00 GMT

At peace with Malcolm X

I had this dream, I already forget when, maybe over the weekend, but I havent had a real chance to write about it.   So, in this dream, and friend (whom I will not name) and I decided to make a ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:33:00 GMT

I.R. Fuck

After watching Donnie Darko for the 2nd time and admiring the relationship between Donnie and Gretchen, I have come to the conclusion that I need a girlfriend. It's no longer just a desire. But, the j...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 20:22:00 GMT

woman is a devil

Asian women are fucking with me. Me no likey wikey. Shit's gone down. Fuck that cunt. Goodbye.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 22:11:00 GMT

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!!

FUCK THEM! They're evil cunt-whores! My lighter sucks! When I turn it upside down to smoke a bowl it won't light. So I gotta light it then turn it upside down. The flame goes out. Sometimes it takes q...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:22:00 GMT

fuck

FUCK! There's no other way to describe my feeling. FUCK! What the fuck did I do? I fucked it up. FUCK! And yes, it is necessary to have fuck in all capitol letters, because I am yelling it in my mind ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 05:09:00 GMT

who touched my nub!

I'm alone in the worldthrough the eyes of a girl Fuck. So stoned and disgruntled. My way of life. My discipline. Lets all get stoned and go to dinner. FUCK YEAH!
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 22:52:00 GMT

you know what's funny

Most of you know I absolutely, positively, have a very strong dislike to the Democratic party (they're assholes and unAmerican). But you know what's funny? I'll give you ten seconds to come up with wh...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 23:53:00 GMT

Why the mother mother fuck fuck

am I so turned on by cybersex? And what the fuck is chipper? According to MySpace it's a mood. What is it? It sounds like a mood that a child molester feels right before their release, ya mean? Chippe...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:52:00 GMT