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?Emma Ga[y]tes

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

About Me


You need Firefox.
My sanity is buried,
under my weed.

Phrase of the Day
"Lutsch Meinen Schwantz"
Join me in my quest for blood!
Don't click here. Seriously.

Beer?
O o p s, I w e n t t o h e l l !
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About Me
"I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone"
"Famous Last Words"
The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance
EMMA
Gender: Feminine
Usage: English, French, Italian, Finnish, Dutch
Pronounced: EM-a (English)
Derived from Germanic ermen meaning "whole" or "universal". This name was borne by the mother of Edward the Confessor and by an 11th-century German saint. This is also the name of the central character in Jane Austen's novel 'Emma', the matchmaker Emma Woodhouse.
Hello MySpace, my name is Emma if you didn't already figure that one out. Most of you know me from various layouts and designs I've done, school, concerts, etc. I go to Rock Bridge Sr. High School. I'm a senior. I'm an artist. I do a lot of digital art as well as sculpture, painting, and drawing. I have 8 tattoos and 15 piercings. I probably won't comment or message you back due to the fact that I don't really want to talk to you. Or I'm just being a lazy bitch.
I speak, read, and write HTML fluently. No, I will not help you with HTML coding unless you speak/read/write HTML fairly well. Or you just have to be badass cool enought to deserve my help. :)

IMVU is the shiznit.
I CAN NOT HELP YOU OR EVEN MESSAGE
YOU IF YOU'RE UNDER 16
YOU HAVE TO BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST.
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Please read the following.
Z. DO NOT ask me questions about Pinkly Smooth. This is my personal account. You will not recieve an answer.
1. I've got over 800 people on my friends list and I can't keep up with everyone or check everyone’s pages. The profiles in my top people area are either good friends, bands, or clothing lines that I support. Simply asking will not get you in my top people area by asking.
B. I'm not on MySpace to date or hook up with anyone. Same with school, I'm at school to learn. Not to date or watch other people PDA in the hallways. It's gross and makes me want to barf. Don't ask for my phone number or what classes I'm in. I’m not going to tell you.
(PDA is Public Display of Affection)
3. Don't add me if you hate me. You're wasting your time. I'll delete and report you to MySpace if you harass me. Grow up and stop being retarded.
4. I AM A HUMAN BEING...Not a trophy friend on your MySpace because of who I know and what I do.
6. Do not stalk me. I don't like it. Especially when some of you loony, foaming-at-the-mouth, 12 year olds start stalking me. Just because I accept your friend request doesn't mean I want to be your new best friend.
7. Don't talk to me unless you listen to/are aware of the exsistance of these bands: Everclear, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aqua, Barenaked Ladies, Bloodhound Gang, Chumbawamba, Foo Fighters, Lynard Skynard, Pink, REM, Smash Mouth, Sugar Ray, Third Eye Blind, Verticle Horizon, etc. Basically good music from the 90's.
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I add everyone,
except spammers and obvious whores.
Don't feel special.

My Interests


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Things I Like:
*My momma
*Muffins
*FOAMY
*Music
*Horses
*Computers
*Video games (The Sims 2)
* Google Translator
*The dark
*Cemeteries
*Bats
*Black roses
*Dead roses (I have one hanging in my room:)
*Anything and everything Nightmare Before Christmas
*Fire (Me Pyro)
*Anything that explodes
*Destroying barbies....

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Things I Hate:
*id10t. An ID ten T problem.
*Being touched
*Annoying people
*Being forced to be social
*Loud obnoxious noise
*Vaccum Cleaners
*Blenders
*Lawn mowers
*Fire alarms
*Bad music.
*The sound of a cheap/untunned guitar
*Being social
*Most people
*Big dogs
*Water
*Being pesterd
*Getting hurt
*Being ignored by my friends
*Being called degrading names by ANYONE.
*My mom sometimes
*"Teeny Boppers"
*Fake people
*MySpace
*Having to learn useless crap i'm never going use.
*People who snore
*Country music
*Creepy people
*Reality shows
*American Idol
*Overrated pop stars
*Having to wear white

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Very Important Interest

VIDEO GAMES:
*Dance Dance Revolution



*Kingdom Hearts

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Other stuff:
+ 9 Tattoos
+ 15 Piercings
+ Random hair color
+ Blue eyes
+ 2 Middle Fingers
+ 8 Other Fingers
+ 10 Toes
+ 24 Teeth (- 4 Wisdom Teeth)
+ 2 Fillings
+ 1 Broken Knee
+ 1 Torn Ligament (Left Ankle)
+ 1 Broken Toe
+ Arthritis
+ Carpal Tunnel
+ O.D.D.
+ A.D.D.
+ Dyslexia
+ Anxiety
+ I'm just looney as a Mad Hatter,
-we'll leave it at that. :)

I'd like to meet:



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Leave Emma a Comment
Leave me something lovely to read.
Please do not post chain letters.
I will delete them.

Leave a comment fucker.

Music:


Here are some of the bands I like to listen to:

*Avenged Sevenfold

*Good Charlotte

*The Used

*HIM

*Red Hot Chili Peppers

*My Chemical Romance

*Everclear

*Green Day

*Foo Fighters

*Gold Mind Squad

*Flogging Molly

*Papa Roach

*Yellowcard

*AFI

*New Found Glory

*Mest

*Blink-182

*Sum fartie 1 (The DVD rocks)

*Linkin Park

*Story of the Year

*Throne

*Rancid

*Hoobastank

*Switchfoot

*Trapt

*Ludo

*Three Days Grace

*Red Light Music

*Tantric

*Motion City Soundtrack

*Earshot

*Marylin Manson

*Offspring

*Andrew W. K.

*Anti-Flag

*The Fuck Ups

*Sugarcult

*Alkaline Trio

*The Distillers

*Smile Empty Soul

*Lost Prophets

*Silverchair

*MXPX

*Evanescence

*Simple Plan

*CKY

*Aerosmith

*Goo Goo Dolls

*Sugar Ray

*Bowling For Soup

*P.O.D.

*Smash Mouth

*And so many more...
*I'm not exactly picky
*I HATE RAP MUSIC
*I make only one exception and that's Eminem and D12
*Rap music can burn with the Easter Bunny and Santa
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Movies:


*Nightmare Before Christmas

*Alice in Wonderland

*Finding Nemo

*The Crow

*Beetlejuice

*South Park

*Dude Where's my Car?

*Little Nicky

*Vincent

*Disney movies

*Horror movies
*Anything Tim Burton
*Anything Stephen King
*And anything with Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, or Jim Carrey
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Television:


*Scooby Doo

*Viva La Bam

*Pmip My Ride

*Meet the Barkers

*South Park

*My Coolest Years

*I Love the 90's

*Pretty much anything on VH1

*Who's Line is it Anyway?

*King of the Hill

*The Simpsons

*Family Guy(Stuey!)

*Cartoons in general

*Fuse LONG LIVE MUSIC VIDEOS!!! DIE MTV BASTARDS!!! Oops....mood swing....
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Books:

*The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
by Marilyn Manson and Neil Strauss
*Witch Child
*Sorceress
*Gingerbread
*The Brimestone Journals
*Horse People
*Finding Blue (No, not Blues Clues dumbass)
*I read more HTML rather than books.
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Heroes:

Robin Williams: Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, "I'm there!"

This dude:

My Blog

Ode to Zacky

Ode to ZackyYou know he's busy partying And getting some sort of STD  His penis will start sprouting little purple bumps And mushrooms will start growingIf you fuck it, the same thing happen...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

Documentary Video for Pop Culture (May 2007)

Documentary! I made it for my Pop Culture class. :)Enjoy!...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Graphics

..> Graphics Pricing Table Graphic CatagorySize DescriptionSize(In Pixils)PriceUnAnim*Anim*            HTML ButtonsExtra Small75x2075x30$2$5 $1 for HTM...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

Because...

Almost all of mine say Zack...Why? Who the fuck knows. I think it's funny though. HahaExcept this one...Which A7x Is In Love With You by InsomniacProposalNameAgeFavorite MemberMatt ShadowsFavorite Son...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Blogthings

This is what I do with play time...blogthings.You Are From the SunOf all your friends, you're the shining star.You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.You're a totally entertainer and the...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Dane Cook is a Silly Bitch.

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Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:14:00 PST

"Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."

"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." - John DonneLast night, November 1, 2006, 17 year-old Pa...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

MTV and the Lemp Mansion

FUCK MTV UP THE ASS....Those bastards fuckin' RUINED the whole story behind the Lemp Mansion with their TV show FEAR.  (Cancelled back in 2001)So what did they do? They changed so much of the st...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:46:00 PST

My Type of Intelligence...

Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial IntelligenceYou've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.An eye f...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

Avenged Sevenfold Propaganda

It's hard to come up with a general terminology for all of these propaganda-like ideals as a whole so I'll just call them all hyperboles. :) M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" Synyster G...
Posted by Emma Ga[y]tes on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST