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About Me

God loves you and all of your pets. We should be lucky to live on such a WONDERFUL world that he has created for us. I can't wait until the day he decides to destroy the world and print barcodes on our necks to decide who will live on in eternity with him or will live on in eternity with Satan. Oh what a wonderful world. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

God, living, Jesus, Holy spirits, and other such mystical creatures

I'd like to meet:

I can't wait until the day that I walk through those golden gates to meet god er jesus er whoever has time to shake my hand and welcome me into an eternal life of sleeping in the clouds and playing the harp and never, ever sinning again.

Music:

I only listen to Christian Death Metal.

Movies:

That one that Mel Gibson directed totally drunk... What was it called? Oh yeah, the Passion.

Television:

I only watch the Christian channel.

Books:

My favorite author is all the random "prophets" that made up the stories in the Bible.

Heroes:

My heroes would have to be anybody giving their life for their government because their government was so generous to sacrifice them instead of themselves. Now wasn't that honerable?

My Blog

Wreck

Yeah so I got in a wreck the 29th. This crazy old lady ran a stop sign and smashed up my beautiful 1999 Camry. Darn. I can't open my driver side doors. Thankfully I put Layne on the passenger side oth...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

Bored and Pissed!

I'm fucking bored and pissed off. My parents wanted me to go to work today so I could make up some hours. I was like what the fuck is twenty bucks? Since that's all I would earn in 4 hours of work. An...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

I know it's the right thing to do, but...

I feel like a really boring person. Ever since I've been sober nobody calls me anymore. I know, I'm just whining. I'm glad that I spend more time with Layne and not so much time worrying about 'what a...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

You can judge a person by their myspace

Apparently my myspace indicates that I'm a rotten person, I have bad intentions for you, and that I'm a bad mother. Hence, from now forward I will be a god-loving brain washed slave to Hollywood. Jeho...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST

I hate Hetfield

So I'm looking through this Dimebag Darrell Art Tribute magazine and there's all these bad ass guitar designs. All these fucking crazy tributes to Dimebag like a Simpsons version of him, lots of skull...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

Damn

I'm having to make a hard decision. I don't know what to do. Getting rid of something I'm really used to... Or stay the same and still wonder whether I'm miserable or not. I don't feel happy either wa...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST

One fucked up night

Last night had to be one of the most fucked up nights I've ever had. And I've had lots of fucked up drunk ass nights. I wasn't even as drunk as I coulda been, if that makes sense. But now I'm sure eve...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

Gizmo

I came home from school today and Gizmo was shaking a baby possum by the neck. I honked at her and went in reverse to shine my head lights on the body and it was just laying there all bloody and slobb...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

FREE!!!

Ha! I knew if I used the same tactics as the big companies I would get your attention. Not that I really care if you read this or not... because why would you want to? Ok, it's finally over. I'm not r...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:24:00 PST

Animal Farm

It was all a waste of time. I thought I was getting better for me and Layne and I was really only interuppted from my corrosive lifestyle by him. One day it will go back to normal and I'll forget abou...
Posted by YourGovtLovesYou on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:19:00 PST