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Jeff can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Jeff.Jeff can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Jeff!The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Jeff.Jeff can use only about ten percent of his brain.Scientists have discovered that Jeff can smell the presence of autism in children!The horns of Jeff are made entirely from hair!A Jeffometer is used to measure Jeff.Jeff can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
I am interested in - do tell me aboutI like driving my Eldorado too fast. I enjoy drinking good coffee in the morning while sitting on my balcony. I enjoy my fireplace on cold winter nights or the backyard firepit in late fall. I like building unusual items of furniture from wood. I am an amatuer aquarist. I keep a 135 gal. monster of a tank. I play at chess. I actually enjoy some small effort at lawn maintenance. I like watching my 60" big screen TV. I love eating out, but prefer to cook on those non-TV watching nights. I used to camp and fish almost every weekend, but it seems as if there is no time any more. I like "clingy" women, as they are better cuddlers. I wake up slowly and with an attitude problem until there is coffee in front of me. I don't like going to sleep; never did. There's always more I wanted to do that day.
I'd like to meet:
I plan to retire on a Michigan lake shore someday and it would be nice to do so with someone I love. I like thin to athletic women that think before they open their mouth (even if I don't always). I like women shorter than me, so I look taller. Seriously, trophy chicks are great, but if you can't have a conversation with them, what's there to talk about when we're not dancing or screwing? And I don't dance.
Music:
The new millenium finds me with a bunch of CD's I never listen to, as I am at a bar listening to live, St. Louis' Blues bands, or woodworking in the Garage with the radio. I find that small doses of New Age goes down nicely, while staring at my aquarium. My Jazz interests are limited, ranging only from Big Band stuff to the boys in the "Rat Pack". I do not like Coltrain-like CRAP. I don't care for Rap/Hip Hop (Yes, I lump them together).
Movies:
Naughty Talent
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Star Wars. I was a 14 yr old boy when it came to my town. I waited in line all day, just to get a reservation to purchase a ticket! Remember: this was before Satellite OR cable television. Godzilla vs. Anything, if I can sit on my couch in my pajamas all day Sunday! I see a movie every week, but I'll be damned if I can remember any of them.
Television:
Seinfeld, any Sci Fi series except that stupid "X-Files" crap. C-Span, because if you see and hear a politician say it live, you know they mean it. Fox News, whether or not YOU think it's "Fair" or "Balanced". CNN, because I like comedies and it's important to know what Liberals are currently trying to screw with. I don't "Love Raymond".
Books:
I read a great deal and always have. Of course I read Science Fiction exclusively. There are SF mysteries, SF cop stories, SF love stories, etc. I just prefer protagonists/antagonists that fly around in space ships, carrying lazer pistols, while deftly getting around the Laws of Thermodynamics. How exciting; breaking laws!
Heroes:
adopt your own virtual pet!Cindy Counts, All Libertarians (though I am not one of you), Anyone who has just discovered the thrill of denying themselves some foible because it is in contrast to their ethical views. Bob Ross (remember the "happy trees" he painted?). Buckminster Fuller, William F. Buckley.
