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Kolja

Co vidis to dostanes...

About Me



My life is really pretty dull, but I can tell you a bit about it.
I'm a republican, but I'm not really all that far on the right of the political spectrum.
I am a Christian, but not in the "Praise Jesus, damnation to the blasphemers" kind of way....I really hate those people. Being Greek Orthodox is really cool, because nobody knows anything about it and cant argue with you about whether your beliefs are good enough for them!
I am also a Master Mason. No, we are not a secret society. Yes, own and control the world. Masonic Airsoft Team rules (even though there are only three of us!)..

MONITORIAL
I have 3 brothers (22, 18, and 10) and 2 sisters (16 and 15) and if you come near either of my sisters my brothers and I will make you regret it.
In general...im a language freak. That's just kinda my thing. I speak German and an interesting version of Czech (and Latin if that counts...im really into Latin but u can't exactly speak it), some Russian and some Arabic. I am Czech and Lebanese, which is a very strange but very cool combination.
The Czech Republic is the best place on the planet. My home, I miss thee. So we're moving back there.
Well anything other than the crap I just said, just ask. The internet is so impersonal; I prefer a face-to-face chat (which is probably why I dont see my friends anymore...'cuz they're all on myspace)
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My Interests

LANAGUAGES: Latin, Czech, German, Russian, and anything Lebanese! I'm into my heritage. Roman History, Greek History, Nordic History, Arab History, Early Music such as Gregorian Chant, Psalmodia and Tvisngur, Icelandic Stuff, did I mention LATIN, Bagpipes of the World (Gajdy, Dudy, GHB, Uilleann, Smallpipes, Northumbrian, etc.) WORLD WAR II, War Reenactment, GUNS GUNS GUNS, The State of Texas (home), The Czech Republic, Deutschland, more to come.

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet God, but not for a while...because I heard if you talk to God, the sheer magnificence of his voice would make your head explode because it cannot process the power....so I suppose I'll wait until im already dead.

Basically if you're a good person and we have common interests, I would love to meet you. I might even like you if we don't have common interests. I don't really care who you are. If you're a spazz, that means I might just like you even more (tarin lmao). I generally get along with anyone who is not overly political. If you are a Libertarian, and you want a good argument, send me an email. The only thing I ask is that you do not try to shove your beliefs in my face. I won't do it to you, so don't do it to me.

This guy here rules. That is a fact.

As far as relationships go, I like one who understands and appreciates chivalry. I am the kind of guy that will open doors for you, pull out your chair and put my coat over the puddle in the road. If you're one of the people who think that kind of thing is bullshit, then stay away from me. If you like flowers, songs etc. then I just might be your guy. I am not afraid to embarass myself for your amusement. I once sang opera on a girl's front lawn at 4 in the morning in full tailcoat regalia, accompanied by a string quintet.

To sum up...if you're cool, i will like you nomatter who you are or what you look like. If you're a freak..."git' off ma lawn!"

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!

What Monty Python Character are you?
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Nathan Bedford Forrest.

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Music:

Rammstein, Die Toten Hosen, Sto Zvírat, Polemic, ALKEHOL, škWor, Leprecon, the Bassoon and the Tuba...OCYSO(!biotch!), Howard Hanson, Antonin Dvorak, Jean Sibelius, CCR, Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alabama (not Bama), Big & Rich, Hot Apple Pie, George Straight, George Jones, Waylon Jennings

Movies:

Anything with Jack Nicholson, the Godfather, the Dukes of Hazzard, National Treasure, Analyze This, the Negotiator

Television:

LAW AND ORDER, Da Ali G Show, Father Ted, Frasier, M*A*S*H

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Memphis
Belt Buckles and Boots. You'll give a hoot and hollar but you 'll never give up your core values.

Books:

The Hiram Key, Anything by George R.R. Martin, and of course, Mein Kampf (j/k)

My Blog

Hiram Brewing Co.

Hiram Brewing Co. can be reached formally at:[email protected] Please direct beer orders there, but t-shirt orders need to come to me directly. Thanks,Nick...
Posted by Kolja on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

Brauerei

Ok so in case I didn't tell any of y'all....I bought a small brewery, and on sunday the 17th I began making beer. My first batch is a Hefe-Weizen, and will be ready for drinking on August 5th.  U...
Posted by Kolja on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

For my Brethren...the "Road Rage Degree"

the Road Rage Degree due gard is the left hand palm-down on your right bicep forming the angle of a square, your right arm vertical with the middle finger extended forming the angle of an insult all o...
Posted by Kolja on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:15:00 PST

My summer, compact edition

Hey everyone, we're back from the Great State of Texas.Out of all of the texas runs i've made, this was not one of the better ones simply because we didn't get any funky weather like texas is supposed...
Posted by Kolja on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:16:00 PST

Things that made me laugh...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? -Juan on JuanWhat's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? -A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.Why do drivers' education classes in R...
Posted by Kolja on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:29:00 PST

A bit for Tarin...

Tarin: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Nick: Hit it. Dude...you rule. "We're on a mission ...
Posted by Kolja on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST

My Christmas Experiences...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL,. I REALLY HATE DOING HOLIDAY COMMENTARY OF ANY KIND BUT FRANKLY, I'M PISSED OFF AT ALL THESE NEO-YUPPIE SCUMBAGS HELL-BENT ON REMOVING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT FROM THE CHRIS...
Posted by Kolja on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:38:00 PST

Time-Extraction Theory.

Ok i have been working on this for some time now, and a whole bunch of my friends always ask me to dumb it down and remove the numbers and scientific figures for them. So here it is:THE SIMPLIFIED TI...
Posted by Kolja on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST

You Know You Drink Too Much When...

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.When you go to donate ...
Posted by Kolja on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST

You Know You're From Texas When...

You see more Texan flags than American flags.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.You...
Posted by Kolja on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST