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THE SQUIRREL JOKE! Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke
people remember for a long time.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla.. width="425" height="350" ....I'm basically just a kick back, no stress, CUBANO AMERICANO guy. But if you need specifics there's a list of "Must know"s about me... 1) I am the nicest person EVER. Ask around...it's already been scientifically proven. 2) I have an amazing ass. Again, ask around...it's been groped many a time by the multitudes. 3) I am more humble than EVERYONE. 4) I am so modest that i will be throwing a parade in honor of myself this summer. 5) I'm shy. 6) I'm an exhibitionist (I believe in contrast). 7) Okay so maybe I'm not really shy. 8) I am NOT a morning person and nothing comes between me and my sleep, so don't you call me between 3 and 10am...there's really only one person that's allowed to, but she knows better, so don't ask if it's you (hee hee hee). and finally 9) I am always willing to get to know people and have more friends :-)
You Have A Type B Personality
B You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headed Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forteLike a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Larry
Birthday: You missed it...where's my present?
Birthplace: Inglewood, CA
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: Usually Brown, occasionally gray/blue/green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Cuban & Dutch/Danish...and an ass load of other ethnicities
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesels
Your Weakness: Cake batter ice cream with cookie dough
Your Fears: Spiders, earthquakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers, Hawaiian, Everything (don't let the anchovies even look at the pizza)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ...was i supposed to set a goal?...crap
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "ICIC"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Shit" "I hate that f...ing alarm"
Your Best Physical Feature: That would be the ass
Your Bedtime: I miss having a bedtime...
Your Most Missed Memory: ...if it's a memory that i'm missing...how would i remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Caffeine!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box...Fatburger!
Single or Group Dates: depends...both can be fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what am i?...old?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: no...i promise
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yah
Do you want to go to College: did that
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: well...i'm pretty sure i'm not imaginary, so...yah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: ...sure why not
Are you a Health Freak: lol...hardly
Do you get along with your Parents: yah...more often than not
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: piano...occasionally the violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nuh uh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does exedrin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box?...no...several?...i'm not telling
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's a life style
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: several hearts...and no i'm not giving them back so don't ask me
Ever been Drunk: have you met me?
Ever been called a Tease: have you met me?
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in my sleep would be preferable
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i won't grow up, i don't wanna wear a tie, i don't wanna wear suit in the middle of july...la la la
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: brown, black
Short or Long Hair: either works
Height: taller than 4'11, shorter than 6'3
Weight: a healthy one
Best Clothing Style: whatever is comfortable and looks good on them
Number of Drugs I have taken: as long as they're legal, have a ball baby
Number of CDs I own: ...uh...8gigs on an iPod worth...of THEIR CDs...i dont' care
Number of Piercings: i have none
Number of Tattoos: i don't' have any...thought about it, but no
Number of things in my Past I Regret: at least one
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Your Birthdate: March 14
With a birthday on the 14th of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas, and you are also very good at organization and systematizing.You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine, and rebel against it.You have a tendency to shirk responsibility. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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