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Mas

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About Me

My name is Aaron. I've got no idea what I'm doing right now, and it's a hell of a ride. Sometimes it sucks, sometimes it's melt-your-face-awesome. I'm going to school, working, partying, acting stupid, and generally destroying myself. But I'm not dead yet and still have all my limbs, so I must be doing something right.

My Interests

Watching TV and movies, hanging out with my friends, hanging out by myself, hanging out with someone worth hanging out with, video games, partying, music, eating, drinking, and last but not least: women.

I'd like to meet:

Tucker Max. Keeley Hazell.

Music:

I'll listen to anything but I like Rock the best. I'm a fan of the classics like the Rolling Stones and Zep but my favorite band is Eve 6. They should get back together. I also dig soundtracks like the Scrubs soundtrack and Rescue Me soundtrack, people should check them out. And here's to Brock Samson:

Movies:

Movies are pretty sweet. Some awesome ones include Die Hard, 300, Casino Royale, Shaun of the Dead, Batman Begins, and TMNT. Argue with me. I dare you.

Television:

I'm really into the show The Office right now. I'm also a fan of Rescue me, Lost, 24, Heroes, VENTURE BROTHERS, and any VH1 show where those comedians sit around talking about stuff. Scrubs is my favorite TV show, though. The random monkey-on-cocaine humor gets me every time. It's like an awesome mix of ER and Family Guy. If you haven't watched it, check it out, you will wet yourself laughing. Go check it out sometime. Here's a cool Office music video I found. Enjoy! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, Alphabet of Manliness.

Heroes:

Brock Samson, the only man in the world who can wear a mullet. Tucker Max. If you don't know who he is, check out his website Tuckermax.com. And uh...Eric Estrada. He's fucking Ponch, people.

My Blog

Superbad

Go and see the movie Superbad. Right now. Drop what you're doing and go immediately. I've already seen it twice because it is so ejaculation-inducingly good. I haven't laughed that hard that long ...
Posted by Mas on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

Next Thing I know...

Hey guys this is the same blog as before, I just had to remove the old one because of some comment hacks or whatever they were. Here it is again, for the world to enjoy!Last Thursday was the worst ni...
Posted by Mas on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

I'm so fucking tired

I'm tired of it. "Of what?" you may ask, because you're nosy. Of everything. I'm tired of the stress, I'm tired of the hassle, I'm tired of people sweating me. I mean, here are some things I've le...
Posted by Mas on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

RIP Mr. Jeni

For those of you who haven't heard, comedian Richard Jeni committed suicide over the weekend by shooting himself. I saw him perform in fall of '05 with my good friend Tom. We had a ball. Richard Je...
Posted by Mas on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST

Tequila, you son of a bitch cocksucking asshole drink. FUCK YOU!

OK, so for those of you who don't know, last Cinqo de Mayo I, uh...how to say...went overboard. As it was Cinqo de Mayo, and as I am Mexican, I felt the need to choose tequila as my poison of the eve...
Posted by Mas on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

Jack's gonna hate me

So I was hanging out with a bunch of people tonight. And by a bunch, I mean 3 + ME. That's a party right there. So we're watching Craig Ferguson, right? Now that is one funny fucker if I do say so...
Posted by Mas on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Just a Reminder

Listen, I know I just posted something like 2 blogs ago about this topic, but I thought that it should be revisited. I had a personal moment of reflection and decided that yes, it's important that th...
Posted by Mas on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

My stomach

OK, so this past weekend I decided to kill myself. My weapon of choice? Alcohol. All right, I didn't really try to kill myself with drink, it only felt that way.It started of thursday drinking with...
Posted by Mas on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST

No 2 ways about it...I rule.

THE BET IS OVER!!! HA HA HA HA!!! For those of you not in the loop, I have been in a bet for 2 and a half weeks. The bet was for who could go the longest without...well, taking care of themselves. ...
Posted by Mas on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST

My Favorite Lies

You know what cracks me the hell up? Those lists that girls love to make about the "Perfect Guy". You know, the guy who tells them that they're beautiful even when they're in sweats, who'll kiss the...
Posted by Mas on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST