Pride Fighting Decade Part 3 of 8
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Shinya Aoki MMA/Grappling Highlight Vide
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Heres the deal bitches....I still love music and love to freestyle and all that stuff, and in reality im pretty talented in that field but lets face it, if ur not about compromising ur music to make a bunch of bullshit for the club and radio, ur not going anywhere, and if u do its a very long hard fought road just to get listened too. I don't have the patience for the politics of music anymore. I want something that is gonna give me results based on the effort I put into it. I've always liked boxing but that is dying right now sooooo, the next best thing is MMA (mixed martial arts) UFC...ring a bell. Turn to Spike every once in a while dammit, stop dvr-ing Lifetime and maybe u would understand what im sayinz. My goal is to eventually fight in the UFC of course but ill fight anybody anytime anywhere.... except my mom...i think she would choke me out. But all jokes aside im ready to dedicate my life to this....plus I don't really need my teeth anyway.
I'd like to meet:
Krazy Horse-the kid is nutz
U KNOW WHO I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO MEET....DO YA????....ME...I WOULD LOVE TO MEET ME SO I CAN WARN ME ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP IM GONNA BE WHEN I GET OLDER. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME SO ME AND ME CAN ARGUE ABOUT WHO LOOKS BETTER. NOW IM UPSET CAUSE I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AND IT NEVER WILL:(
Larri HATES:
-When soda vending machines jack u...don't u still shake it eventhough they have that warning on it
-People who wear fake bathing ape.....god will deal with u accordingly
-When u burn the top of your mouth off from hot food...it takes weeks to get it back
-Digital Cable....I pay for a thousand channels and watch five of them shits
-Dumb ass customers!!!!....its 200-muhfickin-6...u would think at this point there would be a base of general knowledge about cell phones....stop asking me does the phone have good recpetion...WHAT THE FUCK IM A SAY...NO SIR IT DOESN'T...SORRY UR NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO CALL UR UGLY FAMILY
-When I want breakfast but mcdonalds doesn't serve it for another hour...i almost want to just wait in the drive-thru out of spite
-When Mcdonalds stops serving breakfast and they act like they don't' have an extra fucking sausage biscuits back there....if u work at Mcdonalds and ur reading this....I hope u burn in a fiery egg mcmuffin like hell...and its always breakfast time
-Myspace pages with entirely too much shit going on in the background....im sorry but u can't have slideshows, 3 music videos playing, while matrix numbers fall in the background...I have to run a damn spam blocker just to post a comment....me nor my computer appreciate the time we waste trying to manuever through ur bonanza of random entertainment
-when u overdraft a dollar and they charge u $30...first citzens motto should be.."First Citzens Bank...Yeah....were a bunch of cocksuckers"
-Dr phil...why??...fuck em thats why
-When they play commercials before movies....fanta commercials are not meant to be viewed on 100+ foot screen in surround...matter fact I refuse to purchase fanta products because of that reason alone...besides that fact fanta doesn't even hold fizz for a day...I don't know why they even give u a cap....just fuck fanta ok
-when people let u walk around all day with food on your face
-when good looking women...date mediocre(at best) men. And don't tell me its the personality. Thats why ur kids are gonna have his uglies and ur dumb personality....u big dummy head.
-when u can't find the remote control but instead of just changing the channel...u put more effort into doing a search and rescue mission for the remote.
-kevin federline...self-explanatory
-when cops pull u over for sumthin little....and then find out ur license is revoked, or ur registrations expired, or u have a kilo of crystal meth stashed in the bumper...long story
-Coinstars!!!!....nothing says im desperate and broke like the sound that machine makes when its counting ur water jug of 1000 pennies and two quarters.
-getting hit in the head...no joke here folks...that shit just hurts.
-ur mom....she doesn't swallow..haha..i kill me
-(for men only)when u piss after sex and the stream spilts like the mississippi and u get half on the toilet and half on the wall or bathtub dependent upon ur bathrooms geographics.
-peanut butter no jelly
-jelly no peanut butter
-peanut butter and jelly altogether
-the last piece of bread...who knows who had there filthy paws on that. And it taste like dirt with bread flavoring.
-when u watch a prescription drug commercial and the side effects completely outweight any good the drug could do....could cause- leaky asshole, eyeball may pop out, balls may fall off in the street in front of ur girlfriend, death, u may become a brain loving zombie, and then die again.
-mean old people....but then again not being able to control ur bowel movement would put anyone in a bad mood...just buying depends would ruin my day.
-cummin to fast...when i say stop moving...BITCH STOP MOVIN!!!..im workin on that though.
-the fact that they havent invented a magic carpet yet...seriously...what the fuck do u scientist do all day...besides prolong the greatest invention known to man as well as "not" curing any terminal illness.
-when my so called "friends" force me into a situation where I have to take the grendade....don't get it??....heres a video to explain.
Music:
Im not gonna rant about how bad music is these days. Im just gonna say I like every genre.....except country...like everybody else.
Movies:
Ok all jokes aside...I love all movies, good, bad, porn...I love em all. As depressing and lame as it sounds, I will go see a movie by myself...hey...its cheaper than taking ur girlfriend...no...."ur" girlfriend.
Television:
Family Guy is hilarious....shoot yourself if u think differently. U have issues.
Books:
What the hell is that. Books spelled backwards is skoob....I think that means something important.
Heroes:
My school janitor...no think about it...he inspired me to not be him. Thank u dirty old man.
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