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I DONT HAVE BABIES, I DRINK THEM. GOT MILK?

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About Me

Well first off let me start by saying. Most bitches know just who this is whoop whoop, Its the PONK OF DADE BITCH! I attended Charles DREW elementary, and Middle and Miami Northwestern senior high, And Miami Central. The First time I figure out I was into DICK was middle school when a certain 5,11. Football player told me I had a big ass I liked it. But it wasnt until I had attended Miami Northwestern when I discovered how gay I really was. I was at a regular assembly and some one played TRINA pull over. It was that day that change me for the rest of my life. I took the stage and it was over! From that day on I was never called my real name MICHAEL. My name was substituted into TRINA. Although me and her didnt look anything alike she was known for her nice outfits and stand out personality, and so was I. I had become a overnight mini celebrity. I was only a freshmen and was invited to most major parties by the upper-classmen. I am the shit, I had to further my popularity status, at school pep rallies, I would show up with very rauchy and revealing outfits. I had the whole school screaming my name. I had become a major distruption to the school so the principle said. And I was kicked out and sent to the school that feeds from the area I lived in. Alot of my friends are sending messages asking me what going on with me. I am in the works of completing my goal of becoming a Correction Officer. I am also soon to be attending college for Probations. Shocking to most people when I tell them, but this is the career path I chose. I am not on myspace in search for a man, or hook up so boys stop asking me. I am very independent and always have been. I want a house down out in San Souci Estates, I dont wonna vacation in San Tropez I want to live there. I want to cruse the Carribean.I want to fly in a G5 with my closet friends and sip Patron. I'm on some fly shit so if you see me dont trip... I want a Mercedez for Monday, A Maserati for Tuesday, lamborghini for Wednesday, Range Rover for Thursday, Lincoln Navigator for Friday. And a Phatom for the weekend. I'm chasing big shit so I dont have time for a unemployed brother. Like I say if your dreams aint paying me or one of my bills, you need to get a job... To all my friends who I havent heard or seen from in a while I miss all yall. When you get this page. Hit me up aiight I'm out... MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I love boys that are fly. You can be the most unattractive person in the world if you can put on a nice outfit and look good you fine by me! Clean shoes are always a A+. Nice teeth please dont be in my face and yo shit stank! Job, a job is a must. I love cloths I love to shop so you gotta have dividens. (Money)! Trust is very major, trust me to know that if I go some where that I'm gone come home the same person that I left. I'm looking for some one that can be molded show me what you expect and I can show you what I want from you. Long ass we get what we want from each other we should be fine.

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MIchael Adell
Birthday: 06/20/1986
Birthplace: MIAMI
Current Location: MI-YA-YO
Eye Color: BROWN.
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6,3.
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT HAND HANDLES EVERTHING!
Your Heritage: GOOD LOOKS, DEEP THROAT!
The Shoes You Wore Today: ALLWHITE FORCES! WHEAT TIMBERLANDS!
Your Weakness: ONLY ONE DICK CAN MAKE ME CRY!
Your Fears: FAILURE
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT LOVERS!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: STARTING SCHOOL COLLEGE.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TTYL
Thoughts First Waking Up: !
Your Best Physical Feature: SMILE, ASS, LIPS, THROAT.
Your Bedtime: When I finish gossiping.
Your Most Missed Memory: My first bracelet from TIFFANY CO.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King!
Single or Group Dates: Neither.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither they stain your teeth.
Do you Smoke: Absolutely no!
Do you Swear: Alot.
Do you Sing: ONLY WHEN I'M FUCKING, IT EASE THE PAIN!
Do you Shower Daily: I love to soak this ass! So no I bathe.
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Always. No one else would!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope. Not to my knowledged
Do you think you are Attractive: Very, No complaints
Are you a Health Freak: Monthly Check-up are nice! With Medicaid
Do you get along with your Parents: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: In Miami we need Rain. And is good for fucking 2. Very Romantic.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I go to the mall 5 times a week!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO.
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES.
Ever been Drunk: NO. VERY UNSEXY
Ever been called a Tease: YUP.
Ever been Beaten up: I DO ALL THE ASS KICKING
Ever Shoplifted: EVERY OTHER DAY.
How do you want to Die: ARE YOU SERIOUS!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A high school teacher.
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt Really Matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Black.
Short or Long Hair: short! Low boys
Height: 5'11 or higher.
Weight: dont want rick ross or fat joe.
Best Clothing Style: Barefox/LRG
Number of Drugs I have taken: None!
Number of CDs I own: All Trina shit!
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Having time to take this shit!

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Television:

I love Soul Food the series The Parker Martin Moesha With Friends Like These (Trina's New Shit) Rapcity Next Punk'd family feud Girl Friends One ON One In Living Color Wanye Bros Jammie Foxx

Books:

Sista Souljah No Disrespect Fantasia Fly Girl Stone Soup On The Up And Up Down Low Brother

Heroes:

Katrina L Taylor Ms. Trina Da Baddest Bitch The Diamond Princess Sista Souljah Mother Mia X Foxy Brown

My Blog

Trina

Whos bad bad like this aint nann hoe bad as the baddest bitch!
Posted by I DONT HAVE BABIES, I DRINK THEM. GOT MILK? on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:55:00 PST