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Gutz

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About Me

I am a freakishly tall albino ninja who loves chocolate and jaeger. I also like anal beads.

My Interests

plenty o' interests, dude. like hitting the waves or some mad grind at a park, you know, like whatevuh, man. surfin is like a passion, but i don't surf at all. Code provided by THE GUY RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BWAH, HAHA, HAHA

I'd like to meet:

That tranny I met at the bar last night. It was hot.

Music:

velvet undergrounds first album.kiis fm, oldies stations, that's about it. oh yeah there's this really cool station on XM that plays the greatest operas and in the evening has hot sex ed shows.oh yeah!!! The Donnas!!!!

Movies:

Office Space, Lab Space, The First star Wars you know, phantom menace

Television:

i absolutley love queer eye. project runway. ohhh mg Jay is my hero. that scarf that Scarf!. uhh i melt for you. and then i pass out with hot flashes. other than that i guess just my tv poly sci class. which i failed. hello, my name is Gutz

Books:

Refernce books for chem. Pirates player's manual. the old man and the sea

Heroes:

harry potter, no. neville longbottom, yes. i can't wait to kill lauren. oh wait. that could sound bad.