My eFriends" have adapted their musical to ICE |
When we last saw our heroes, they had the perfect musical. Then doubt rears it's ugly head:"I think it would do better on ice, instead of a musical. One [V]Ice At A Time, On 'Ice'""You're ...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:26:00 PST |
alas. |
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."--Jiddu Krishnamurti
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST |
You people, I was born to have fun. |
Holland does not have an east coast. Can i get these fries with more gravy and less ICEWent nuts with the bodyhairtrimmer last night. Just BUZZZZZ BUZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZ I have a soul patch where my ...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST |
A song made me cry yesterday |
So here are 100 out-of-context comments from eFriends®.01. Edible undies just dissolve by the end of the day. it's like wearing fruit rollups.02. That statement provides value to me.03. This rasberry...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST |
I de-bearded yesterday |
EVERY DAY IS A BLESSING WHEN YOU ARE NOT BEARDED. Probably should have collaborated with other facial hairists and done some kind of performance-art flashmob debearding on 6th street. Then mailed th...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Huffing merlot at work |
Blogging is like catsup in a bottle. First none'll come, and then a lot'll.According to AP polls, Jesus will come back in 2007, and get drafted. I'm TOTALLY bunking with him, we'd have such great wa...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST |
GENITALS ARE NOT TINY AIRPORTS |
Someday someone will invent popcorn with no husks. Just swallow 10 packs of pop rocks and crack open a mountain dew.Never heard a cat fart before yesterday. Apparently there's a large host of pirate...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Cars are HARD |
OW.Seriously, ow.Also, I got fired.
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST |
this is WHAT WE DO |
SnackAdmiral reporting: all rolling in the snackmobile, all cheetos and doritos, all hohos and apricot slices. Hit the horn, the whole block hears DING-DONGPersonals: "am looking for undumb women" ...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST |
THIS GROSS PHYSICAL AIRPLANE. OF JEFFERSON. |
GOOD FUCKIN MORNINGDOWNLOADING THE INTERNETS RIGHT NOW3,321 FLOPPIEZSleep deprivation gives you the fire to crush buildings with your brain. I believe I solved it yesterday by going home and drinking ...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST |
