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Clintoxicated

Frank Sinatra wouldn't do this...

About Me

aplomb: imperturbable self-possession, poise, or assurance.Paudacious: 1. extremely bold or daring; recklessly brave; fearless: an audacious explorer. 2. extremely original; without restriction to prior ideas; highly inventive: an audacious vision of the city's bright future. 3. recklessly bold in defiance of convention, propriety, law, or the like; insolent; brazen. 4. lively; unrestrained; uninhibited: an audacious interpretation of her role.temerity: fearless daringintrepid: invulnerable to fear or intimidationliberal: Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.romantic: characterized by a preoccupation with love or by the idealizing of love or one's beloved.Certainly.Would you like coffee or tea? Coffee? Sugar? One or two? Ah, you like it sweet, don't you? So here is everything that you need to know-for now:I do photography, alot. Photoshop too. I'm decent for not having had classes. I am a very affectionate person and expect the same from you. I love cuddling-a lot.I believe in God, but I am not a typical christian, I don't even call myself a christian for reasons that have excellent grounds so before you preach to me, speak to me. I am fascinated by people and everything about them, basically. What they believe, why they believe it, what they get from believing it, why they do what they do, who, what, and why they love. Everything about them.Honesty is a huge deal to me. I will be honest with you, even if it might hurt you, because you deserve to know the truth. Please do the same thing for me, I hate being lied to. You will piss me off more with lying to me than you would by telling me the truth. I am a magnanimous and generous person, which often gets me hurt. I am naive which often gets me kicked in the ass. I am very loving, and give freely of myself, which often gets my heart broken. These things happen. I look at life as a learning experience, and every hurt is tuition. I live in Arkansas, hell, I am Arkansas. However, one day I will be moving. I'll keep you posted. I am attending UALR as of Fall 2007, if you're a Trojan, we should hang out. I will be working at the Butcher Shop Bar & Steakhouse, so you should come eat there... and tip me. Also I am a Lacto non-ova pescedetarian...translation: I consume dairy products, no eggs, and no meat, except fish and seafood. My reasons for not eating other meats are mostly health based, with aspects of death on a plate being gross to me. Everyone should read A Separate Peace and see RENT. And eat Lindor White Chocolate Truffles (a.k.a. orgasms in your mouth).I am involved in lots of things like Television Production, Graphic Design, Sign Language, Sewing, Quiz Bowl, Spanish, Dancing, Music, and basically everything else in the universe.I have this thing about being an angel.I am aplomb. I am a Leo, and you can tell. I am a very untamed Leo as well. I do not tolerate bullshit. At all. Other than that, I think we will get along. Well, this bar is closing, but if you want to continue this conversation and tell me a little about yourself, I would love to. Just one question: your place or myspace?(P.S. i could be your fairy-tale )

My Interests

my interest is to learn as much as i can about as much as i can, that pretty much covers it.

Music:

imogen heap.rocky votolato.cher.emery.anberlin.stevie nicks.air supply.chicago.seal.daft punk.tons others.

Television:

.hgtv .the L word .queer as folk .ellen .drrt

Books:

a separate peace messy spirituality blue like jazz velvet elvis elegance (kathleen tessaro one, not the original dariux) look homeward, angel atlas shrugged anna karenina

Heroes:

maya angelou the stonewall girls mohandus ghandi and an infinite number of others.

My Blog

i am an emo boy

so basically life is hell, which is real convenient. relationships are getting way harder and i am being a baby about it.decisions are flying at me like spider monkeys and i'm dodging instead of decid...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

He is the Boy In My Closet, and Everyone Should Give a Damn

English Composition I Final essay Multiple Prompt Choices; the chosen: Describe in detail the things in your closet, the significance thereof, why you have them, what they mean to you, and who, if&nb...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:50:00 PST

randomly appologetic

you're sorry for dropping the ball, you're sorry for forgetting the rent, you're sorry for forgetting to mail that gift, you're sorry for spilling red wine on his white jacket, you're sorry for not ge...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

The Fortune Cookie( to be expanded)

     I am currently attending UACCB to earn concurrent credit so I can graduate from highscool a year early. My family life is not ideal, my mother and father are divorced, my fath...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

You Never Really Know Someone Until Your Hands Run Through His Hair

We fell asleep tangled in blankets or each other,we could never tell.We were too intoxicated by autumn air, and the thought of star lightsand ceremonies held by candle vigil at night,to commemorate th...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:50:00 PST

as i swung

I was outside in the sun-room of my aunt's house today, and as I was conversing with Tiffhawk, I heard children's vioces. Loud. High-pitched. Constant. Joyful. Beautiful. They were playing hide-and-...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:47:00 PST

to dance

questions it seems as though they are the structure the shell and the substance of life questions inspire; questions drive sometimes to greatness other times to insanity questions fuel our fires....
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST

new band, new drawing

http://www.themascarastory.co.uk/mascara.htm everyone listen to that band http://tinypic.com/view.html?pic=4kv0d5 and look at the pic i drew of gav. (feat. his display name, which are lyrics from...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm writing a book

i'm writing a book, thought i'd let you know
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i scared the little kids at lunch

today at lunch we went outside, and i could see these little kids infront of the window on the inside, so i went up and was like "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" and i scared a little girl w/pigtails and mad...
Posted by MacroMegaphone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST