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I am an apple. I bruise like a bitch. At the moment i have 21 bruises on both legs and 11 on my arms. The good thing is that they mostly last no longer than 24 hours - apart from one fucker which has settled on the back of my leg... its name is bruce and is the shape of a number 7 and the size of a crane. It has been there for about a month. Maybe it wants to be a birthmark. If it does then im not having it, it can find a new back-of-leg, unless it wants to start paying rent.
anyway, i talk alot
and i dont like being tickled
i hate it when i tell someone that, and then they tickle me.
its not funny
when i was 7, i was tickled so hard i wet myself.
my brother thought that was funny
my childhood was the best
i had a power rangers lunch box
i am a geek
i want blue eyes
i hate people who wear the same clothes everytime i see them.
i hate people who catch me wearing the same clothes when i see them
i have had several saucy nights with a mop or two
i have been assulted by a braless lesbian over a dishwasher
i used to fancy peter pan.
i have a 'dolphin laugh.'
i like openin babybells but hate eating them.
i drink beer through a straw.
i hate the smell of petrol.
i can fit 18 maltesers in my mouth at once.
and my fist (not together)
i love it wen the clock turns 11:11
i like getting pins & needles ♥
i was the girl at primary school your parents didnt want you to play with
i was the girl at secondry school who was bullied for having a 'french collection' bag.
im told i put my seatbelt on backwards :/
i fancy the smell of coffee & cutgrass,
i sneeze twice in a row,
i believe H from steps should be shot.
my socks are always odd
people say i am odd
i eat ketchup from the sachet and i am almost blind (i am not sure if that is a consequence)
i have a lovely zebra seated car :)
and numerous amounts of scary faces.
i once beat up bernard for his magic watch.
i lie
i love tall guys
long live katie and conway's mini adventures!
i hate:
children who swear
stubbing my toe
long nailed males
the smell of minichedders :(
ugly children
i hate it when i sleep in my contact lenses after a drunk night out and wake up thinkin i can see, then i realise, my eyes are burning and ive not actually been cured.
when i was five, i cryed for hours as i had swallowed an apple pip and thought an apple tree would grow inside me
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
i am the spousal abuse black spousal abuse blue reject crayon :(
on birthdays i used to blow out candles wishing i would turn in to a boy
today i learnt not to complain to customers about how i couldnt give their pint good head.
i am learning to play guitar, again.
i am dirty minded
and i like disgusting people with my over exaggerated stories.
last night my hair caught fire :(
i run and scream crossing roads even when its a green man
or i cling on to the person im with whilst whimpering and shaking like a leaf in the brutal wind.
which reminds me. gale force winds can be a huge issue and often result in hibernation.
now im at uni i can once again choose cereal purely on the free toy inside!
i get excited when my kitkat stick is pure chocolate.
i could probably talk some more but i think you gave up reading long ago so if you have got up to here, i think three gold stars for you and a pat on the head :) ....
oh and i dance like an epileptic salmon.
i created my own profile using CRAIG WILLIAMS and you should too because he is wigaflop!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
jump in my car by th Hoff
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