Alternative Ways To Say NO |
Alternative ways to say no: I'd rather have my nipples chewed off by a pack of wild dogs. I'd rather suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose until the back of his hea...
Posted by DANYELLE on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST |
The Why's Of MEN... |
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enoug...
Posted by DANYELLE on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST |
Recipe For The Perfect Marriage... |
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We...
Posted by DANYELLE on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST |
THE "F" WORD |
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titan...
Posted by DANYELLE on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST |
MEN... |
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth bu...
Posted by DANYELLE on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST |
MARRIAGE |
You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wron...
Posted by DANYELLE on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST |
9 THINGS THAT I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE... |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet...
Posted by DANYELLE on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST |
Redneck Book Of Manners |
Subject: REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners :
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considere...
Posted by DANYELLE on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
At...
Posted by DANYELLE on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST |
How To Tell A Guy It's Over!!! |
How to tell a guy it's OVERDear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from furthercontention as Mr Right. As you are probably aware, the competiti...
Posted by DANYELLE on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST |
