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Doug

I put the 'sexy' in dyslexia!

About Me



A few things I believe: You're never too old to still be at home with your parents. Laughter is the cause of crows feet around your eyes. Jimmy Swaggart is a good man. Pepsi Clear was the best soft drink ever. Turn signals are overused. Old people are the best drivers.There are many other things I believe, and I couldn't state those beliefs any better than Kevin Costner did in Bull Durham: "Well, I believe in the soul. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High protein. Good tequila. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days..."..

My Interests

Doesn't matter what I put here, no one would take me seriously anyway. . . I'll give it a shot though. I love to bowl! I got back into pitching (baseball) two years ago. I also play softball and golf regularly. Like to get away to the cabin on the weekends when nothing else is going on.

I'd like to meet:

Clingy, needy women with no life of their own. Anyone who really thinks that Miller High Life IS the champagne of beers. Those who like to talk and talk and talk even though they really have nothing to say. Someone who thinks that Vanilla Ice is a musical genius and is incredibly upset that Queen stole that "one song" from him. People who were pissed when parachute pants went out of style. Multiple personalities is a plus. Bonus points if you bowl over 137!

Music:

80's Music, Classic Rock, Easy Listening, NO rap!!Yngwie Malmsteen - You Don't Remember, I'll Never Forget
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Movies:

Dogma (and all other Kevin Smith movies), Office Space, Kingpin, Strange Brew, All the American Pies, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Bad Santa, Pulp Fiction, Smokey and the Bandit, Sleepless In Seattle, Grease, Sweet Home Alabama, Good Will Hunting, The Notebook, Braveheart, Road Trip, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Shawshank Redemption, The Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Goodfellas...Welcome Back Kotter - Sweathog Style:

Television:

Rescue Me, Prison Break, Deadwood, The Office, My Name Is Earl, 24, Las Vegas, The Sopranos, PBA Tour on ESPN, All In The Family, American Idol, Seinfeld....

Heroes:

My dad. He has set such a great example for me to follow and showed me, through his actions, how to be a good person and do the right thing. He's the greatest man I know and I hope to be half the man he is!

My Blog

Props

Who invented the nouveau use of this word?  Whoever it is, they should be shot.  The only time the word props should be used is when talking about a boat with more than one motor....
Posted by Doug on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

Blog???

Blog could possibly be the dumbest word ever invented.  Isn't blog the sound you make just before you puke?
Posted by Doug on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST