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Moriarty

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About Me

Creating artwork for fantasy, science fiction, children's books, banks and hardcore pornography since 2001.

My Interests

Drawing, painting, movies, video games, my iPod(and music in general), biking, b-ball, v-ball, making fun of people.

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin

Music:

Public Enemy, Outkast, Gorillaz, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Evanescence, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, DangerDoom, MF Doom, Kanye West, Common, Talib Kweli, Radiohead, Hendrix, Slayer, Pearl Jam, Seether, NIN, POD, Tool, ICP, Gnarls Barkley, Eminem, The Roots, Nobuo Uematsu, John Williams

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Office Space, Falling Down, Sin City, 300, Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill, Orgazmo, Team America(Matt Damon!), Scarface, Shawn of the Dead, Borat, Idiocracy, Napoleon Dynamite, Indiana Jones, Transformers, Starship Troopers, Batman Begins, Spiderman 2, Superman, X-Men, Akira, Ninja Scroll, LA Confidential, Harry Potter, Elf, The Incredibles, Shrek, Finding Nemo

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Lost, Heroes, 24, Smallville, Thundercats, Married with Children, Conan O'Brien, UFC, WWE, TNA, football

Books:

Lord of the Rings, George Carlin's Napalm & Silly Putty, Wars: Battlefront(cause I did the cover art:), any fantasy art books.

Heroes:

Peter Gibbons, The Brothers Hildebrandt, my mum

My Blog

Transformers!

WOW. Just. WOW. That shit was unbelievably amazing, never figured Michael Bay had it in him(he still sucks and will never make up for crap like Pearl Harbor or Armageddon). Best of the summer movies b...
Posted by Moriarty on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:34:00 PST

It's a Lite Brite, morons!!!

Aqua Teen, lol...This is great, people are so completely stupid. "OMG, there's something attached to that building, it must be a bomb!" Uh, yeah, and it's been there for like 3 weeks... and it's a Lit...
Posted by Moriarty on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

T.O. in Dallas!!!!!!!!

Yes, this is gonna be awesome, it's a total win-win for me here! For those of you that don't know, I hate the Dallas Cowboys, I hate Terrell Owens, and *gasp* I hate the Philadelphia Eagles. So this i...
Posted by Moriarty on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

Movies I will never, EVER, see!

In no particular order, these are some total garbage movies I haven't seen and refuse to ever see under any circumstances. Anyone that requests that I watch any of these may be subjected to being beat...
Posted by Moriarty on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST

10 Fav Video Games of All Time -Updated!

Yeah, baby, I'm a fucking dork!10 - Road Rash - 3DO - What's more fun than riding motorcycles while beating the shit out of fellow bikers? Only 9 more things, apparently, but this game rocks, and had ...
Posted by Moriarty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST