Stefan. being the eldest shall start our story. Stefan was a vocalist and sick-ass bass player from Opus Podunk, until he was taken over by GW'arik Smaaaullarg, from outer space. GW'arik saw that many of Stefan's abilities had been retained during the transfer. He giggled several times. Then he went a-wandering for a guitarist to enslave. Stefan's dearest friend and brother, Aaron Schram, of The Jones Street Boys told him in ignorance of a young guitar player who had mad skillz and would be quite the prize. Which brings us to Dan Evola.
Dan, before joining up with Stefan had been in The Links as the Blazing guitarist and lead singer, but was open to something else, as well. Soon he realized that Stefan was a magical being from the distant planet of Gnrorallazak VII. After being threatened his soul became joined with Stefan's against the day he would tell the Government. He hasn't yet. After jamming for a while he decided this wasn't all that bad but they needed a drummer. Enter Ryan Trombley.
Ryan, also being from The Links, bring a much needed previously established connection that really translates in the music. There are no words to describe it. But still I'll try. Sexy. Tingle-y, furry. Vigorous. Pious. Tall, yet strangely deep. I hope that helps. He doesn't know what will happen to him if he finds out what Stefan really is. Dan's not allowed to tell him. So the three jammed and jammed into the wee hours. And God saw that it was good. But they wanted a fourth. So what did they do? In came (your name here).
And they lived happily ever after, with music paying them back forever, for every dime and drop of blood and sweat they'd spent on it. And there was great rejoicing.
