Ironic... Isn’t It? |
"Ironic"An old man turned ninety-eightHe won the lottery and died the next dayIt's a black fly in your ChardonnayIt's a death row pardon two minutes too lateAnd isn't it ironic... don't you thinkIt's ... Posted by Laura on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST |
Phenomenal Woman |
Phenomenal Woman by Maya AngelouPretty women wonder where my secret lies.I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the... Posted by Laura on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:16:00 PST |
You Know It When... |
You know your in EMS when...
1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. 3) You believe that 80% of people are a waste of... Posted by Laura on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST |
OMG!! I'm Going to LPN School! |
Wow! So I just opened my letter announcing my acceptance into New River's LPN program. To some of you this doesn't sound like much, but for me, I just couldn't be any happier right now. It's a start i... Posted by Laura on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:07:00 PST |
I Felt These Were a Little Overdue |
And Yet I Still Volunteerby Eric Levdahl
I try to save this child but he's met his fate.His innocent eyes are void of hate.He and his father weren't walking farWhen they were both struck down by a dru... Posted by Laura on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST |
April 16, 2007 |
"We are Virginia Tech We are sad today And we will be sad for quite a while We are not moving on We are embracing our mourning We are Virginia Tech We are strong enough to stand tall tearlessly We are... Posted by Laura on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST |
Salem Night... Ladies and Gentlemen |
If you want to get somewhere you don't know how to get to, FORGET MAPQUEST. Thanks to our friends at mapquest, myself and the two chicks I had with me were roughly a half hour late. Thanks mapquest, w... Posted by Laura on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST |
For My Friends... and the So Called |
I apologize to those of you who I unintentially offended here lately. I just have a lot on my mind, and I'm sorry if I don't hear you out fully. But there are some things on my chest that I need to th... Posted by Laura on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST |
A Few Things to Describe Myself! |
This is what I would like to experience.
This just completely defined me!
I'm willing to give this life a shot.
What can I say?
It's true fellas!
I absolutely ADORE animals!
that's all folks!... Posted by Laura on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST |
One of the Guys |
Hood up, bent over that carbeuratorI skinned my knuckle, damn that hurtGot a six pack chillin on ice for laterAnd grease all over my white t-shirtMy brother taught me how to throw a curve ballThe chee... Posted by Laura on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST |